Thursday: Misheard Lyrics

[ravenspear.livejournal.com]

Good morning, everyone! This is ravenspear, bringing you my last theme for the week.

Today, we're going to be playing with a theme close to my heart; Misheard Lyrics. Because we've probably all had lyrics we got totally, incredibly wrong. And sometimes they're really funny and/or fitting to our favorite characters/pairings. And if you are one of those people who've never gotten a song lyric wrong in your life, then I direct you to KissThisGuy.Com, so you can use (and lol at) other people's mishearings.

And, of course, we always have to follow the rules:
♥ No more than five "live" prompts at any time.
♥ No more than three prompts from a specific fandom.
♥ No spoilers in your prompts until at least a week after release/air/publication date. If your fill is spoilerly, mark it obviously as such.
♥ Respect our codemonkey overlords, and format your prompts in the way that is pleasing to them:

GOTH; Kamiyama/Morini + outside POV; the creepers live up the street from me. (Live, Shit Towne)

Angel Sanctuary/Supernatural; Belial/Balthazar; First I'm gonna give you up. Then I'm gonna let you down. Then I'm gonna run around and hurt you. (Rick Astley, Never Gonna Give You Up)

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Comments

Moves Like A Tiger, Torchwood Jack/Ianto, R

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Surprisngly in his four years in Torchwood this was absolutely the strangest birthday Ianto ever had. No it wasn't because a strange looking creature again landed in their, nor was it the fact Gwen did a stripper pole dance, hell it wasn't even Tosh and Owen getting so drunk at his birthday party they rode Mfwany throughout the hub pretending they were Harry Potter and Hermonie Granger.

Those were strange but it didn't even cut to what was happening now.

When everyone left the hub, Jack had told Ianto to strip and go wait for him in the hub. Well Ianto sat on a uncomfortable chair in Jack's office for a few good minutes and was getting impatient because he was getting cold. He was about to call Jack when some pop song that annoyed the hell out of Ianto came on.

And in came Jack just as nude as he was dancing. First he started shaking his hips a little before growling like a wild cat before pouncing on the desk like a tiger and crawling towards his ever so diligent tea boy.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Ianto said still sitting with his arms folded over his chest.

"Can't you see Ianto I've got the moves like a tiger!" Jack said before purring, "just as the song says."

Ianto carefully listened to the lyrics before deeply groaning and massaging his temples.

"Jack it says MOVES LIKE JAGGER not MOVES LIKE A TIGER!"

Jack froze as his cheeks turned red,

"Oh...Wow....that's a total miscalculation."

"Jack can we just have sex before you kill yourself AGAIN?"

Jack turned from his crouching tiger position before carefully lounguimg on his stomach with his naked ass lifting in the air.

"How can I turn down an offer like that!"

Ianto smiled now his birthday didn't seem to be so strange after all.

Re: Moves Like A Tiger, Torchwood Jack/Ianto, R

[xenoamorist.livejournal.com]

hell it wasn't even Tosh and Owen getting so drunk at his birthday party they rode Mfwany throughout the hub pretending they were Harry Potter and Hermonie Granger.

pfffffffffff brb dying, that line was hilarious.

Loved this; it's adorable and I can so see Ianto groaning over that.

Re: Moves Like A Tiger, Torchwood Jack/Ianto, R

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

You don't know how hard it was not to laugh while writing that during class! Glad you enjoyed =D

Re: Moves Like A Tiger, Torchwood Jack/Ianto, R

[xenoamorist.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha, I've also been writing during class...

Re: Moves Like A Tiger, Torchwood Jack/Ianto, R

[ammcj062.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks :)