Tuesday: The Terrible Crossover Ideas
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enochia, and today we're doing something slightly different.
Head over to the The Terrible Crossover Idea Fanfiction Idea Generator. Refresh until you get a prompt you find interesting/funny/cracky/so horrible you must see it. I know coding is off sometimes, so if any field is appears blank (usually plot device for me), you can fill it with whatever you want - or reroll. If nothing strikes your fancy, swap one of the fandoms for another of your own choosing.
Give your prompts according to these rules:
- No more than three prompts in one fandom
- No more than five prompts in a row unless one of your prompts is filled. Then you can prompt again.
- No spoilers in prompts
- If your fill contains spoilers, please warn and leave plenty of space
Please keep the codemonkeys in mind and obey formatting rules:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character + Character, Prompt
Examples:
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sopranos and Pulp Fiction. The story should use posting in an internet forum as a plot device!”
Prompt:
Sopranos/Pulp Fiction, any, posting in an internet forum
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Portal and X-Files. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!”
Prompt:
Portal/X-Files, Mulder/Scully, secret government plot
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and John McCain. The story should use some sort of meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is as a plot device!”
Prompt:
MLP:FiM/RPF, John McCain + any, meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is.
If there is nothing that catches your fancy, take a look at the lonely prompts.
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enochia, and today we're doing something slightly different.Head over to the The Terrible Crossover Idea Fanfiction Idea Generator. Refresh until you get a prompt you find interesting/funny/cracky/so horrible you must see it. I know coding is off sometimes, so if any field is appears blank (usually plot device for me), you can fill it with whatever you want - or reroll. If nothing strikes your fancy, swap one of the fandoms for another of your own choosing.
Give your prompts according to these rules:
- No more than three prompts in one fandom
- No more than five prompts in a row unless one of your prompts is filled. Then you can prompt again.
- No spoilers in prompts
- If your fill contains spoilers, please warn and leave plenty of space
Please keep the codemonkeys in mind and obey formatting rules:
Fandom, Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character/Character, Prompt
Fandom, Character + Character, Prompt
Examples:
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sopranos and Pulp Fiction. The story should use posting in an internet forum as a plot device!”
Prompt:
Sopranos/Pulp Fiction, any, posting in an internet forum
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Portal and X-Files. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!”
Prompt:
Portal/X-Files, Mulder/Scully, secret government plot
Generator:
“Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and John McCain. The story should use some sort of meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is as a plot device!”
Prompt:
MLP:FiM/RPF, John McCain + any, meta-commentary about how terrible this idea is.
If there is nothing that catches your fancy, take a look at the lonely prompts.
tag=the terrible crossover fanfiction idea generator
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Date: 2012-12-18 09:12 am (UTC)Cats/Monsters Inc; and; A seemingly routine day
Fill!
Date: 2012-12-18 06:16 pm (UTC)*-*-*
It was a seemingly ordinary day, a day like any other. Mike had *finally* persuaded Sulley to let him travel through a door to the Human World - someplace that *wasn't* Outer MAgnolia, this time - and Mike was bouncing in his excitement.
He gave Sully his few instructions, and ran through the red door that arrived at their station.
"Have fun, Mike, you scare 'em good!"
Almost as soon as the door closed, Sulley heard knocking on it. He shook his head indulgently. "Hasn't got a single scream yet but he wants to get back. I knew you weren't ready for Scaring duty, Mike, but would you listen? Oh, no," he recited to the absent green monster as he worked the handle to pull the door open and bring Mike back. The knocking was louder, likely both fists pounding, seeming panicked now. Sulley rolled his eyes fondly.
"If only *our* screams worked as well as childrens'," he muttered.
The door opened and Mike tumbled through, rolling like a bowling ball. Mike got to his feet and ran to Sulley, slamming the door shut and leaning on it, panting. He had visible cuts and scratches, like clawmarks.
"Mike?" Sulley asked, worriedly. "You okay?"
"Wrong door. Cats! I ... HATE ... FELINES!"
The door behind them rattled, like a cat sharpening its' claws on the wooden frame.
"I'm fairly sure the door we were meant to use *wasn't* for Bustopher Jones! Can't you read simple instructions?"
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Date: 2012-12-18 09:13 am (UTC)Re: I may not know much about MLP:FiM but...
Date: 2012-12-19 03:27 am (UTC)This is kind of fun
Date: 2012-12-18 09:15 am (UTC)How I got "The story should use same-sex relationships as a plot device!" twice I'll never know...
Date: 2012-12-18 09:17 am (UTC)(I'm having far too much fun with this...)
Ok, last one I swear
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Date: 2012-12-18 09:28 am (UTC)I'm going to leave this here and run
Date: 2012-12-18 06:03 pm (UTC)“My God man, don’t be ridiculous – if I could make women fall in love with me don’t you think I’d be married to a hot young thing instead of being so incredibly old and alone?”
The Phantom faltered. “But you said that you could build me a machine that would make Christine mine.”
“Did I?”
“Yes,” the Phantom replied shortly, his temper now starting to rise.
“Oh, well I suppose that would explain why you’re holding my brainwashing device.”
“Brainwashing device?”
“Yes, yes – just put that round her neck and she’ll do whatever you tell her.”
The Phantom recoiled in horror. “That is not what I asked you to produce.”
“Isn’t it? Well if you don’t want it then give it back; I’m sure I can find someone who will have a use for it.”
The Phantom held the device out of the Professor’s reach. “No. I think I will hold onto it. If all else fails and drastic measures are needed...perhaps this will be kinder than killing her lover.”
“If you need help with that then I have plenty of spare death-rays you can use.”
“No thank you,” the Phantom replied with a subtle smirk. “I prefer more old-fashioned methods of murder.”
“Suit yourself,” the Professor said before turning his back and mumbling, “Kids these days and their retro nooses; in my day when we wanted to kill someone we used ray-guns. What is the world coming to?!”
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Date: 2012-12-18 09:35 am (UTC)Micro-fill, if this was a tweet:
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Date: 2012-12-18 10:01 am (UTC)Somehow, I don't think they'll get very far ...
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Date: 2012-12-18 10:09 am (UTC)Harrison Morgan/Peter Parker (Amazing Spider-Man 2012)
Date: 2012-12-18 05:29 pm (UTC)Peter squirmed in his seat as the plane touched down at Miami International Airport. It was his first time on an airplane – his first time out of New York, in fact – but that wasn’t why he was nervous. Being Spiderman and swinging between the iconic skyscrapers of his home city meant that heights and flying (even in a metal death-trap) were not a problem for him. Okay, maybe when they’d had turbulence over Virginia he’d panicked a little – but that wasn’t the reason his heart was racing now. No, the reason his heart was pounding against his breastbone was because it was Spring Break and he’d foolish left the familiarity of NYU to travel to his boyfriend’s home city.
A soft chuckle beside him made Peter turn to stare at said boyfriend. Harrison rolled his eyes and grabbed Peter’s hand. He interlinked their fingers and murmured, “Relax Pete, they’re going to love you.”
“You say that, but your aunt’s a cop and your dad works in forensics. If I mess up they could easily murder me without leaving a trace of evidence behind to implicate them,” Peter mumbled as he slouched in his seat.
For a moment Harrison’s face was blank. Then he grinned and said, “You’re right, I’m sure they could do that.”
“Aren’t you supposed to reassure me that they’re 100% dedicated to upholding law and order and would never think of breaking their honour code just to make your boyfriend disappear?”
“You’re thinking of New York cops. We do things differently here in Miami.”
“You’re a terrible boyfriend,” Peter grumbled.
Harrison laughed and leaned over to give Peter a peck on the cheek. “My dad is really excited to see you; especially since, unlike my last boyfriend, you actually understand what he does.”
Peter couldn’t stop a smile from crossing his lips. “To be fair, from the stories you’ve told me your last boyfriend was really dumb.”
“I was in high school – the number of guys out of the closet was extremely low.”
“Good point.”
“Anyway, my dad is a great guy and I know the two of you will start geeking out over science stuff the moment things stop being awkward. And as for Aunt Deb – from what I’ve heard of her past dating history she is not allowed to judge me. Which she won’t, because you’re smart and cute and responsible and drug-free! Plus you’re sassy and a little socially awkward, which should mean that the two of you will get on great! Oh, and FYI, if Aunt Deb starts cursing at you don’t take it personally; she’s like that with everyone.”
“FYI: I’d still rather be in New York.”
Harrison shot him a disapproving look. “I’ve met your family now it’s time you met mine. As Aunt Deb would say ‘grow a pair motherfucker’.”
Peter snorted. “Okay, maybe you’re right – maybe this won’t be as bad as it seems in my head.”
“That’s the spirit!”
Shaking his head, Peter forced himself to sit up straight. He was Spiderman – he’d faced down thugs and SWAT and genetically altered lizard-men. Meeting his boyfriend’s family should be a piece of cake compared to all of that! Still, he couldn’t help putting up just a little more resistance to the idea. “Are you sure your dad isn’t an ex CIA interrogator?”
“You watch too many movies,” Harrison replied with a short eye roll.
Peter grinned and moved in for a quick kiss. “You still love me though right?”
Harrison hummed thoughtfully. “I’d love you more if you stopped sneaking out of bed at odd hours and sneaking back in with cold feet.”
“Since that’s not going to happen I guess I’ll have to settle for you loving me only a little.”
Harrison smiled and Peter stopped dreading meeting his boyfriend’s family. If they were anything like Harrison then he had nothing to fear. He needed to stop being so suspicious – not everyone was a supervillain after his head. He was sure that the Morgans were a perfectly normal family. So long as he didn’t mention his heroic extracurricular activities then this visit should go smoothly.
Peter should have known he wasn’t that lucky.
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Date: 2012-12-18 10:39 am (UTC)Cracky micro-fill
Date: 2012-12-18 06:24 pm (UTC)"I am getting sleepy," the Blue Tang replied obediantly.
"Sleeeeeeeepy," Garfield corrected her.
"Gosh, I could use a nap right now," Dory said. "Excuse me, Kitty."
Garfield watched her swim into the flora at the back of the tank.
"So not worth the effort," he murmured, and yawned.
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