Sherlock BBC/The Hobbit (2012), John Watson(Bilbo Baggins)+/Sherlock Holmes, it took Sherlock exactly 5.60 seconds to realize that John Watson was not all he claimed to be.
"Just as obviously. I'm consulting on the Kramer case," Cal said.
"Me too," Jane said with a wide smile. "We're really looking forward to working with your team."
Cal smirked. "No, you're not. Even if it weren't all over your face, locals never like the pinch hitters."
Jane raised an eyebrow. Compulsive directness? Very interesting, he thought. "On the contrary, I'm delighted to see you in action."
Cal looked at him for a moment and then realized with some amusement: "You think you're better at reading people than I am."
Jane gave a shrug, intentionally projecting that his modesty is false.
Cal smiled. "Let's see what you've got."
Jane dramatically stroked his chin and walked around Cal, perusing him.
Cal rolled his eyes. "Enough with the theatrics," he said.
"But the theatrics are half the fun," Jane told him with a smile. "Okay. I'm ready!" He stood in front of Cal, leaning in just a little bit.
Cal gestured for him to move it along.
Jane said, "You rely on your intelligence and intuition to analyze or manipulate people but you have a very poor track record at using these skills to build positive relationships. I'm guessing... divorced."
"A five year old could tell that."
"I'm not done! That tie pin is not at all your taste. You're not sentimental enough to wear it for a girlfriend or most relatives. But you know, daughters love to make their fathers be more fashionable."
Cal looked mildly impressed. "One daughter," he concurred, "Teenager."
"And you expect to be going home tomorrow. Which means your interview with the neighbor went much better than your team led us to believe."
Cal looked puzzled for a moment, then realized: "The bag for the sugar cookie is sticking out of my pocket. You figured it's for my daughter, and it would go stale if I waited two days."
"Very good," Jane said.
"Thank you," Cal said dryly.
"I was talking about myself. You're up."
Cal looked at him. "You think that you're smarter than everyone at the CBI and my team even without meeting them."
"Don't we all?"
Cal continued, "You don't actually care who killed Mr. Kramer."
Sherlock BBC/The Hobbit (2012), John Watson(Bilbo Baggins)+/Sherlock Holmes(Smaug OR Necromancer), They know it is a little odd for two old enemies to be flat mates, but in this life they get on so brilliantly that the past doesn't matter.
Castle/Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Any, After his breakdown, Captain Hammer begins a new life as a crime novelist in New York City as Richard Castle.
“Ryan Hardy,” Mr. Finch started, “Former FBI, known for capturing Joe Carroll, murderer of thirteen women. The FBI brought him in to recapture him after his escape.”
Reese listened as he watched the man talk to a FBI pair. “I thought they already did that,” he said.
“They did, but Carroll has gathered what he calls Friends. People that he has met over the years and that work for him, doing his bidding and kill in his name. Mr. Hardy may be a target of one of them.”
“That would probably explain the woman and the man watching him and the two agents.” He watched the group walk off, the pair following behind.
Avengers/The Town, Jem Coughlin!Clint Barton +or/ any, Clint's got quite a bit of red on his ledger too, and his made up story of a rotten childhood is just one way he distances himself from the rotten childhood he actually had
Person of Interest/Leverage, Finch & Reese & Eliot, Finch and Reese have lost count of how many times Eliot's number has come up. They just keep intervening.
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:25 am (UTC)7th Heaven/Teen Wolf, Derek!Martin/Sandy (Kate/Derek), Sandy’s baby was the result of the first time Derek even looked at a woman after the fire
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:25 am (UTC)Teen Wolf (TV)/Inception, Stiles + author’s choice, Stiles’ subconscious security is a terrifying wolf pack (and one giant lizard)
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:26 am (UTC)Smokin' Aces/This Means War, Darwin Tremor + FDR, there's this twin he never talks about...
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:26 am (UTC)Smokin' Aces/This Means War, Darwin Tremor!FDR, so there was this time FDR went undercover...
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:27 am (UTC)Avengers movieverse/Chuck, Winter Soldier + Bryce, they had to team up to complete a mission once
Like I said, going to keep posting this until I get it!!
Date: 2013-03-05 01:51 am (UTC)Re: Like I said, going to keep posting this until I get it!!
Date: 2013-03-05 02:34 am (UTC)Re: Like I said, going to keep posting this until I get it!!
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Date: 2013-03-05 01:53 am (UTC)(Edit: oh dear, what happened to my grammar?)
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Date: 2013-03-05 02:18 am (UTC)Fill pt 1/2
Date: 2013-03-05 05:42 am (UTC)"You're not a police officer," Cal said.
"Obviously. You're not either."
"Just as obviously. I'm consulting on the Kramer case," Cal said.
"Me too," Jane said with a wide smile. "We're really looking forward to working with your team."
Cal smirked. "No, you're not. Even if it weren't all over your face, locals never like the pinch hitters."
Jane raised an eyebrow. Compulsive directness? Very interesting, he thought. "On the contrary, I'm delighted to see you in action."
Cal looked at him for a moment and then realized with some amusement: "You think you're better at reading people than I am."
Jane gave a shrug, intentionally projecting that his modesty is false.
Cal smiled. "Let's see what you've got."
Jane dramatically stroked his chin and walked around Cal, perusing him.
Cal rolled his eyes. "Enough with the theatrics," he said.
"But the theatrics are half the fun," Jane told him with a smile. "Okay. I'm ready!" He stood in front of Cal, leaning in just a little bit.
Cal gestured for him to move it along.
Jane said, "You rely on your intelligence and intuition to analyze or manipulate people but you have a very poor track record at using these skills to build positive relationships. I'm guessing... divorced."
"A five year old could tell that."
"I'm not done! That tie pin is not at all your taste. You're not sentimental enough to wear it for a girlfriend or most relatives. But you know, daughters love to make their fathers be more fashionable."
Cal looked mildly impressed. "One daughter," he concurred, "Teenager."
"And you expect to be going home tomorrow. Which means your interview with the neighbor went much better than your team led us to believe."
Cal looked puzzled for a moment, then realized: "The bag for the sugar cookie is sticking out of my pocket. You figured it's for my daughter, and it would go stale if I waited two days."
"Very good," Jane said.
"Thank you," Cal said dryly.
"I was talking about myself. You're up."
Cal looked at him. "You think that you're smarter than everyone at the CBI and my team even without meeting them."
"Don't we all?"
Cal continued, "You don't actually care who killed Mr. Kramer."
Jane paused then shrugged.
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Date: 2013-03-05 02:27 am (UTC)And I know that he like me
Cause he chasing me nightly
And I want him to bite me
Cause i know I'm gonna like it
(Zombie by Natalia Kills)
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Date: 2013-03-05 07:03 pm (UTC)"I just said hello."
"Do not flirt with my pilots."
I hope you get a better fill.
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Date: 2013-03-05 03:54 am (UTC)Fill: Just Two?
Date: 2013-04-05 07:30 pm (UTC)Reese listened as he watched the man talk to a FBI pair. “I thought they already did that,” he said.
“They did, but Carroll has gathered what he calls Friends. People that he has met over the years and that work for him, doing his bidding and kill in his name. Mr. Hardy may be a target of one of them.”
“That would probably explain the woman and the man watching him and the two agents.” He watched the group walk off, the pair following behind.
“Just two?”
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Date: 2013-03-05 04:01 am (UTC)Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The West Wing, Zoe Bartlett +/ any, Zoe gets Called. Patrol gets difficult when the Secret Service tags along.