Friday - Texts From Last Night
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ivotedforsaxon and today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Pick a text or a few from that site and pair it with a fandom (or make it author's choice) or make up a text for a fandom (or author's choice), and then make it a prompt! A friendly reminder: the site, as well as possibly some of these prompts, may not be SFW.
The rules still haven't changed:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
No spoilers in prompts.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.
Prompts should be formatted as follows:
Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Star Trek (reboot), Kirk +or/ any, Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
+ Supernatural, Dean/Castiel + Sam, I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
+ Author's choice, any, So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Visit the lonely prompt archive and brighten someone’s day.
Have fun and happy Friday!
tag=textsfromlastnight
ivotedforsaxon and today's theme is Texts From Last Night. Pick a text or a few from that site and pair it with a fandom (or make it author's choice) or make up a text for a fandom (or author's choice), and then make it a prompt! A friendly reminder: the site, as well as possibly some of these prompts, may not be SFW.The rules still haven't changed:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
No spoilers in prompts.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.
Prompts should be formatted as follows:
Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Star Trek (reboot), Kirk +or/ any, Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
+ Supernatural, Dean/Castiel + Sam, I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
+ Author's choice, any, So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Visit the lonely prompt archive and brighten someone’s day.
Have fun and happy Friday!
tag=textsfromlastnight
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Date: 2013-05-17 07:14 am (UTC)(And yes, the icon I'm using for this one is Chris Pine in drag.)
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Date: 2013-05-17 07:36 am (UTC)Fill
Date: 2013-05-18 01:19 am (UTC)“No!” Pepper said flatly.
“Because why should your period be miserable? Make your vajajay happy!” Tony was selling it, but Pepper was not buying it.
“NO!” Pepper was utterly horrified.
“Why not?” Tony shrugged.
“Because it’s horrible and unnecessary!”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Tony waved his hands. “This company made weapons and ammunition! Instruments of destruction, machines of massive carnage that have ended countless lives BUT God forbid I introduce one of my tools to the female genitalia--DO NOT GIVE ME THAT LOOK!”
Pepper barely contained her knowing snicker. “I don’t even have to say it.”
“OK, but,” Tony insisted, “you did challenge me to invent something that would bring ‘love and joy’ to the masses.”
“There are other ways,” Pepper pleaded.
Tony then muttered, “I don’t suppose you’d volunteer to pilot the prototype...”
Smacking your boss with the quarterly-reports is probably considered unprofessional, but in the case of Tony Stark, it’s called “quality control”.
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Date: 2013-05-17 07:40 am (UTC)Boys Night, John + Rodney + Ronon, PG-13, Stargate Atlantis
Date: 2013-05-17 06:50 pm (UTC)"Guys I told you I'm fine," John said with a huff when they took him to a sports bar on earth.
"You were fed on a wraith three times and lived....you need a drink," Ronon said looking in amazement at the place. It was interesting how earth culture worked especially since men were cheering at a bright glowing box.
"Thank you," Rodney said grabbing John and dragging him to the bartender. At this point the Colonel couldn't fight it he had to go. "So the boys will have beers and I'll have a margarita."
"Seriously Rodney...a margarita....you take us out on a boys night and you order a Margarita," John raised an eyebrow....he found it strange. Then again Rodney was an odd creature of habit.
"Boys gotta have a his drink." Rodney said with a grin.
Two hours passed with laughing and chuckling between the three men. Except while the two soldiers had one to three more beers, Rodney had a few more margaritas. After a story of Ronons old days in Sateda Rodney stood up almost stumbling on his feet.
"Excuse me Boys I have to go to the bathroom," Rodney said staggering to his feet.
He walked into the bathroom and did his business. However when he went to wash his hands he suddenly felt something hard hit the back of his head. He let out a slight ow and turned around to give the bastard a piece of his mind yet...he was shocked to find a man standing in a whale costume (http://www.tidemascotcostumes.com/images/l/costumeshop/37320.jpg) holding a basket of.....Lemons. Through the open mouth of the whale he saw non other than....
"K-K-Kolya" Rodney stuttered out, "How the hell did you-"
Kolya laughed and just threw a lemon at him, then another, then another until Rodney was backed in a corner.
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Meanwhile Ronon and John grew concerned when Rodney did not come out. They decided to walk into the bathroom to make sure they didn't kill himself. Their eyebrows raised as they found Rondey sitting in the corner hugging his knees and sobbing.
"He was here...Kolya...he was throwing lemons at me," The scientist had cried. "Wearing a whale suit!"
Ronon and John looked at each other trying to hold their snickers at the sight.
"No more Margaritas for Rodney?" Ronon suggested.
John nodded his head in agreement.
"No more Margaritas for Rodney."
Re: Boys Night, John + Rodney + Ronon, PG-13, Stargate Atlantis
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From:Fill: Always (The Following, Mike/Debra, AU for season finale)
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