Annoying behaviors Tuesday

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Hello my ducklings, I sharpiesgal am back for another day. Today is Tuesday and the theme for the day is annoying behaviors. We know people who have them and possibly we have a few of our own.

The rules are as follows:

1. No more than five prompts in a row.
2. No more than three prompts in a fandom.
3. No spoilers in prompts.
4. If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.

Prompts should be formatted as follows:
Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the juices flowing:
CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine, fiddling with his sunglasses
NCIS: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee, Tim gets tired of Tony's childish nicknames
Hawaii 5-0, Steve/Danny, Steve always has to drive the Camaro

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[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine, fiddling with his sunglasses

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

NCIS: Tony DiNozzo/Tim McGee, Tim gets tired of Tony's childish nicknames

[sharpiesgal.livejournal.com]

Hawaii 5-0, Steve/Danny, Steve always has to drive the Camaro

[elfgirljen.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Sam, "Damn it Dean, stop surfing for porn on my computer!"

[elfgirljen.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Dean, "Don't you dare touch that dial Sammy!"

[elfgirljen.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Sam, "It's Sam, NOT Sammy!"

[elfgirljen.livejournal.com]

any, any, cracking knuckles

[elfgirljen.livejournal.com]

any, any, "no food in the car!"

[laurels.livejournal.com]

How I Met Your Mother, Marshall & Ted.

Ted has been Marshall's best friend and room-mate for nearly ten years, and he's learnt to put up with and even embrace his weirdest habits. Ted doesn't even bat an eye when Lily has to text her fiancé to support him when he's on the toilet, for example, and it's been a long time since he last tried to care about his weird relationship with that barrel.

There's one thing he can't quite get used to, though, and that's the "no food in the Fiero" rule. It nearly cost them their life, once - well, kind of anyway... they actually had been parked in a gas station during that snow storm, but none of them had known that - but Marshall still won't budge about it. And it's silly, really, because it's not like he's going to destroy the car if he eats a bagel in there.

Ted suddenly sits upright in his bed, and there is only one thought in his mind - I want to eat a bagel in that car.

Sure, it's 2 a.m., but this is New York City, and Ted only has to walk for ten minutes before he can find a bagel. Smiling from ears to ears, he runs back to the apartment, grabs the keys, realising he should have thought about it before going out - but then again, he's about to eat a bagel, so maybe running up the stairs isn't that bad of an idea - and walks back down.

He's about to unlock the door when someone speaks behind him. "Are you really going to eat that bagel in the Fiero?"

Ted sighs even before turning to face Marshall, whose arms are crossed on his chest and is looking at Ted with an air of defiance. "Well?" he asks, and Ted throws his arms in the air.

"I'm sorry Marshall, but that rule is the stupidest rule ever!"

"Oh really?" Marshall answers, raising an eyebrow. "Well, it is on. Next time we're watching Star Wars, I'll talk over the entirety of the movie."

Ted looks at Marshall silently for about ten seconds before stating "No you won't."

Marshall sighs "No I won't." The no talking during Star Wars rule has been instated by the two of them, after all. And as for that bagel... Well, eating in bed isn't that bad.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony Stark/Pepper Potts (or +anyone), Does he ever shut up?

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Eliot/Parker/Hardison, "If you don't stop tossing your hair, Eliot, I swear I'm going to cut it off while you're sleeping!"

Eliot/Parker/Hardison

[tidal_race]

A/N: I wrote this up really quickly before I have to go. If there's any blaring errors, I'll try to correct them later. :)

Alec Hardison, hacker extraordinaire and usually awesome boyfriend, is about two seconds from snapping out, “You’re worse than a girl!” but two things stop him. One, there’s nothing wrong with being a girl in the first place, and two, even though Eliot also doesn’t see anything wrong with being a girl, he’s kind of old school about some things, especially when they’re said out loud (and Hardison could write an entire dissertation on that, if he was the kind of guy to write dissertations, but he could also write a dissertation on why you’re worse than a girl is on the tip of his tongue…)and he likes his arms attached to his body, thank you very much.

The problem is, when Eliot keeps his hair long, it tends to end up at the stage where the ends fly everywhere when he shakes his head. Man flips his damn hair more than a shampoo commercial. Parker has long hair too, but hers is long enough that it settles under its own weight and the ends stay where they’re supposed to, which is at the end, not whipping Hardison in the face. It wouldn’t be a problem if he and Eliot were just friends, with the kind of personal space that entails, but they’re not just friends anymore, and they’re enjoying some rare downtime, in some backwoods cabin Eliot drug them to, and Hardison is curled up on the couch next to Eliot, who is engrossed in a book that may or may not be written in Greek.

Every few minutes he flicks his head to get his hair out of his face, and it winds up in Hardison’s. Hardison is pretty sure he got a scratched cornea that last time. Right on schedule, Eliot starts to move and Hardison’s patience finally snaps. He’s off the couch before he can get smacked in the face again.

"If you don't stop tossing your hair, Eliot, I swear I'm going to cut it off while you're sleeping!"

Eliot’s face changes rapid fire from aggravation at being disturbed from his reading, to confusion at Hardison leaping off the couch like his ass caught on fire, back to aggravation.

“Say that again.” Eliot challenges.

Hardison has his mouth open to do just that when he sees Parker peek down from the rafters with the kind of look on her face that says she’s deciding whether to get in the middle or run as far as she can. He deflates instantly. Eliot turns to see what Hardison is looking at, and catches sight of Parker too, perched lightly and ready to move in any direction. There’s still a thunderstorm on his face when he turns back, but he grabs a hairband out of his pocket nonetheless and roughly pulls his hair back.

Parker flips out of the exposed rafters and vaults over the back of the couch to land lightly at Eliot’s side. She pats the spot on her other side, giving Hardison a pointed look.

Not one to deny his lady anything, he very carefully settles himself back on to the couch, warily watching Eliot from the corner of his eye. He’d already gone back to his book, very clearly trying to ignore them both, but you never knew.

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Eliot grumbles as Hardison tries to settle in comfortably without jostling anything. He stretches one arm over the back of the couch without looking and tugs Hardison towards Parker, who easily accommodates by curling farther into Eliot’s side. They end up as they often do, with Parker leaning against Eliot, his arm around her, his hand resting lightly against Hardison’s shoulder where it’s leaned into Parker, and Parker’s feet tucked under Hardison’s thigh. It says things about trust that Hardison knows better than to say out loud that both the hitter and the thief let their mobility be hindered like that.

He’s still going to pay for the threat to Eliot’s hair at some point he’s pretty sure, but at that moment, curled up with his people and his computer, some point doesn’t matter that much. He’ll take as much right now as he can get.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

The Dresden Files, Harry(+Any), Enough with the pop culture comments, Harry!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

TBBT, Sheldon+Any, He's one big bundle of annoying behaviors.

[blondebabe800.livejournal.com]

any, any, that person in the drive-thru who can't decide what they want

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Omgsh, I am one of those people. Story of my LIFE. XD

[rett-chan.livejournal.com]

Hannibal, Hannibal + any, "Rudeness is epidemic."

[rett-chan.livejournal.com]

D.Gray-man, Jasdevi + Skin + any other Noah, the twins always provoke Skin, and Skin breaks things whenever anything at all isn't sweet, and no family dinner is ever going to be peaceful is it?

[samueljames]

Star Trek Reboot, Bones/Jim, "just once please listen to your crew and quit putting yourself at risk."

[samueljames]

Chuck, Casey/Chuck, Casey sees someone littering and intimidates the asshole into picking it up.

[samueljames]

Numb3rs, Don/Colby, one of them sets multiple alarms for the morning (so they have the satisfaction of going back to sleep) and this drives the other one crazy.

[samueljames]

Whitechapel, Chandler/Kent, the difference between habit and compulsion as Kent tries to figure out which of Joe's habits are coping mechanisms and which are him thinking things should be done the "right" way.

[samueljames]

Sirens, Stuart/Ash, Ash leaves things till he knows Stuart will just give in and do them. (Little things like putting stuff on top of bin instead of emptying it or keeping using clean cups instead of washing the ones they've used.)

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Castiel, the demons' (or other monsters') bad habit of _______

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Any, any, chewing gum loudly

[laurels.livejournal.com]

The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon Cooper, "That's my spot."

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

SPN: Sam and Dean, Dean eats nasty food on Sam's bed.

[nanoks.livejournal.com]

SPN, Dean, ‘don’t take the last cup of coffee and not make more.’