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[tigriswolf]

Well, it's now Saturday so have a free for all. Have fun!

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[tigriswolf]

Supernatural/Bones, Sweets, When Lance was six months old, his biological mother burst into flames above his cradle. His biological father never forgave him.

[tigriswolf]

Highlander/Bones, Sweets, he got those scars on his back a very long time ago

[tigriswolf]

Bones/Sherlock, Mycroft + Sherlock, Vincent Nigel-Murray was actually the youngest Holmes brother; they arrive at the Jeffersonian to discover the truth of his death and avenge him

[tigriswolf]

Bones/Sherlock, Vincent Nigel-Murray + the Holmes brothers + John Watson, Vincent’s brothers (plus Sherlock’s boyfriend) arrive to visit

[tigriswolf]

Bones/Criminal Minds, Sweets, a world where he joined the BAU

[oneiriad.livejournal.com]

Vikings/Highlander, Methos, it wasn't the first time he'd been carried off by a bunch of barbarian raiders, but at least these ones washed

[love-evil.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony, Tony reads Nietzsche while drunk and wakes up next morning to find he's conquered the planet.

pt 1/2

[daria234.livejournal.com]

The news anchor’s voice came from the television screen, speaking quickly as he could before he would be interrupted by the press conference that was scheduled to start any minute now.

“Of course, many of us thought it was a hoax when we woke up to an email from ‘Emperor Stark’ informing us that he was now in charge of, well, everything.”

The other correspondent answered, “And it did seem like a joke. Especially all the new laws he enacted – he tried to tell everyone that there would be no more violence, but also that any scripts for new Star Wars movies would have to be approved by him.”

“And that tuna salads are no longer allowed to have pickles in them.”

“Which is strange, as far as imperial decrees go.”

“Yes. But soon the word started getting out that Stark had indeed taken over all computerized systems.”

“That’s all of them. In the world.”

“Exactly. That meant control over everyone’s bank accounts – including that of governments – and all equipment that uses computerized systems, including most vehicles and, notable, almost all weapons systems and military equipment.”

“In the world.”

“Exactly. I mean, it’s unbelievable. We all knew Tony Stark was, you know….”

“Careful what you say,” the correspondent answered with a nervous laugh.

“Right. Right. But, well, it’s a surprising turn of events. Though of course there are a few in Washington that are claiming that they suspected this would happen all along.”

“People who have had disagreements with Mr. Stark. Uh, Emperor Stark.”

“Yes. But the television stations weren’t affected. All media appears to be broadcasting as usual.”

“So far. Presumably because of the press conference.”

“Yes, we’re waiting now, as you know, for Tony Stark to give a press conference. Presumably to explain his, uh, takeover, and to, perhaps reassure--”

“Or to threaten the world. We really have no way of knowing what he’ll say. For all we know, he might just be promoting the new StarkPhone.”

“That’s true. But surely he’ll address the issue of, you know, world domination. It would be like the elephant in the room if he didn’t.”

“Most likely.”

“And of course, even though the military’s advanced systems are not functioning, 10,000 troops with rifles are amassed around Tony Stark’s Malibu home, waiting for orders to take over.”

“But with the Iron Man suit, it’s not clear that even that many troops will hurt him. Not to mention that Stark could potentially fly away and then order a drone strike on the troops.”

“Let’s … not give anyone any ideas, okay? Oh, wait, it looks like Tony Stark is coming out to address the reporters. Here we go, we are now LIVE with Tony Stark, addressing the world just a few hours after his, uh, hostile takeover of the world.”

[foxstarreh.livejournal.com]

BtVS, Buffy/Spike, Not that remorse did not oppose temptation;
A little still she strove, and much repented,
And whispering 'I will ne'er consent'--consented.

[devylish.livejournal.com]

death in paradise, Richard/Camille, he doesn't dance, but somehow, she'd managed to get him onto the dance floor.

[cedara]

Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway, Lewis Victorian style: Young Mr. Hathaway arrives at Mr. Lewis' household as a company for the widowed man, who is said to help develop the Oxford police. Unknown to him, James Hathaway is well-versed in the newest criminal sciences.

[dryadinthegrove]

Oooo, I like...and it would require research! I loves me some research...

[devylish.livejournal.com]

TVD, bonnie/damon, hell was losing her; heaven was finding her again

[ncisvu-lj.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, any, an unexpected visitor

[samueljames]

Glee, Puck/Rachel, they hook up when he comes to New York for a visit.

[samueljames]

Firefly, Jayne/Simon, a surprise to others but they know why they work.

[samueljames]

NCIS:LA, Deeks/Callen, using an undercover assignment to flirt for real.

[samueljames]

Whitechapel, Kent/OMC, it's clear Joe will never reciprocate his feelings especially after Morgan's death so Kent finds someone else.

[samueljames]

Chuck, Awesome/Chuck, anything happy or contented (no infidelity please).

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Miranda, all, "Why does everyone feel the need to criticise my lunch?"

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Any, any + any, "put the (small food item) back on my plate and nobody gets hurt."

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

HIMYM, all, watching as a blind date goes horribly wrong

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, Darcy/any, unexpected nudity

Fill: "Subtle" Darcy/Loki

[swan-secrets.livejournal.com]

"Darcy." Loki said her name with a raised eyebrow, an expression of surprise on his face.

"Yes?"

"You're naked."

"I'm glad you noticed," Darcy replied. She was standing, completely nude, hands on her hips.

"I could hardly not," Loki tried to regain some kind of composure. "Especially when the nakedness is so lovely."

"Is that your way of saying you think I'm hot?"

Loki considered for a moment, then nodded. "Absolutely." He let his gaze roam her exposed body, drinking in the sight of her. She was a glorious specimen of the midgardian female form. Her curves were most appealing to him. His clothing was suddenly feeling very tight around the crotch area. "Not that I'm objecting but...why?"

Darcy smiled. She looked down at herself, she brought her hands up to her breasts and squeezed them together before letting them go again. "This is my subtle way of telling you I want to fuck you."

"Ah," he rubbed his hands together. "Subtlety is not an area you excel at is it?"

"No it's not," she started towards him. "Maybe I should show you something I do excel at."

Loki grinned.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Any, any, I feel like I need to achieve something so put on a video game

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Any, any, an ABBA song as their theme song

[rei382.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Gracia, it started because of Elicia, and continued because they were both horribly lonely.

Fill: "It Started Like This" 1/2

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

It started like this:

“Uncle Roy’s on the telephone, Elicia! Do you want to talk to him?”

On the other end of the line, Roy gritted his teeth. “Hughes, I called to talk to you, not - ”

“He’o, Unca Woy,” Elicia lisped.

Mentally, he counted to ten. “Hello, Elicia. How are you?”

“Fiiiiine,” she said.

In the background, Roy could hear Hughes whispering, “Tell him what you learned today!”

“I went potty by mysef!” Elicia hesitated. “I forgotted to wipe, though, so I hadda have a baff.”

Roy closed his eyes, counting to a hundred.

X X X

It was a ridiculously beautiful day, with a bright sun beaming from a nearly-cloudless sky, making the green sward vibrant and the marble monuments glow. Roy took a deep breath, seeing two people already at the gravesite, not at all surprised. The little girl watched as her mother brushed away some bit of dirt from the top of the stone. Gracia knelt down to pull some grass, tossing it aside.

Roy considered returning later, his fingers brushing over the bottle of whiskey in his coat pocket, but Elicia saw him, and pointed. Gracia sank back on her haunches, shading her eyes, and waved tentatively. He could only continue forward now, the cadenced gait he’d learned so many years ago putting him in front of the small family far sooner than he really wanted. “Good afternoon, Gracia, Elicia,” he said.

“Hello, Roy.” She smiled, brushing at her bangs with the back of her wrist. “I’m glad to see you here.” She touched the stone. “I’m sure Maes is, too.”

He wished he could believe that, that Maes might be watching them from somewhere. Preferably behind that tree, where he could pop out and say, “Surprise!” That was a ridiculous dream, though, and one he couldn’t entertain. “I’d like to thank so.” Squatting next to Gracia, Roy pulled at a couple of stems of grass, tossing them aside as Gracia had. “It’s nice here.”

“For what it is,” Gracia shrugged lopsidedly.

“For what it is,” Roy agreed.

“Unca Roy?” Elicia stepped closer to him. “We’re gonna go get dessert after! You wanna come?”

He blinked, glancing at Gracia, checking her reaction. A fond smile lit her face, and she gave him the faintest of nods. Roy turned back to Elicia. “I’d be honored to, Elicia. Thank you for asking.”

X X X

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Chuck, gen or Ellie/Sarah(/Devon) or Ellie/Casey(/Devon), how Ellie's thoughts about Casey and Sarah change after she learns they are spies