Thursday I Don't Care About You

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Good Morrow my doves. It's Thursday, and I'm still classics_lover, your host for the week. Today's theme will put a smile on all our faces, for it is puns and humour. Maybe your favourite character is a wisecracker? Maybe an antagonist won't stop punning. Maybe the most serious character in the fandom just said something wildly hilarious for the first time.

The rules still haven't changed and are as follows:

No more than five prompts in a row.

No more than three prompts in the same fandom.

If your prompt is filled you may prompt again.

No spoilers in prompts.

If your fill contains spoilers, remember to warn and leave plenty of space.




Prompts should be formatted as follows:

Fandom, Character+/Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...

+ MCU, any +/ any, "Such pun. So funny. Wow." "Doge is a lot less funny when you don't even crack a smile."

+ Author's choice, any + any, Malapropism(s)

+ The Big Bang Theory, ensemble, "Never let Sheldon tell a knock-knock joke or you'll be there for an hour"


Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Visit the lonely prompt archive and brighten someone’s day. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options

Theme tag = Humour

Comments

[iceybreath.livejournal.com]

any, any scientist character, science puns

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Rowan of Rin, Perlain, dry humour for a Maris is ironic

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Castiel, "a non-prophet organisation."

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Animorphs, Esplin, human humour is lost on him, but killing? Now that's funny!

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Any, any het, watching sketch comedy for the first time and (not )laughing

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward+Any (or /Winry), Ed's more of a practical joker than anything.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Frasier, the Crane boys, Martin gets a joke Frasier and Niles don't

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

TBBT, Penny+Sheldon, Sheldon doesn't understand her humor. Or anyone's, for that matter.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward+Alphonse+Winry, pranks they play on each other

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Any, Any+Any, A walking, talking prat fall.

[nevcolleil.livejournal.com]

Criminal Minds/any, Reid/any, he/she's the only one who gets his jokes

[tigriswolf]

Avengers movieverse, Loki, “My teenage angst bullshit has a bodycount.”

[tigriswolf]

Teen Wolf (TV), Stiles, Why is it… / While other people/are thinking about all kinds of/important things…/I am thinking about/ what it would be like/to jump barefoot/into an open box/of jelly doughnuts? (James Stevenson)

[tigriswolf]

Avengers movieverse, Bucky/Steve, Steve’s username is Bucky. His password is also Bucky.

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[likewinning.livejournal.com]

Steve is puzzled. He knows he hasn’t watched all of Lost yet – he and Bucky have been trying to coordinate their schedules to finish up the last two seasons for a while, which Sam has assured him is worth his time. But when he loads up Netflix, it says he’s already completed season six.

He looks over at Bucky, who’s in the kitchen, fighting with the microwave because apparently in all his time as a killing machine Bucky never had to heat up a bag of popcorn. Natasha’s always saying that between the two of them, they need some kind of 21st century babysitter. You know, someone to guide you through programming your DVR and Facebook politics.

"Bucky, " Steve says, as Bucky comes back into the living room with a half-burnt bag of popcorn, "did you finish Lost without me?"

For a former assassin, Bucky lies about as well as Steve. "No," he says, and when Steve raises his eyebrows, "Well, yeah, but you were gone. I was just going to act surprised at the same time as you."

Steve sighs. It's kind of endearing that Bucky would watch it again with him anyway, but also irritating that he skipped ahead in the first place. "I can't believe you watched without me," he says. "How did you even know my password?"

Bucky stares him down. He has this way of doing that, sometimes, that still makes Steve feel about 5'4".

"Steve," Bucky says slowly. "Your username is 'Bucky.' Your password, shockingly, is also 'Bucky.'"

Steve feels his face heat up, and Bucky's laughing at him, but his annoyance at the whole Lost situation fades a bit because Bucky doesn't laugh, much, and Steve likes the sound.

They settle on the couch to watch their show, and Bucky comments as the opening title pops up, "You know, someone from a master spy agency should be a little more concerned about their own security."

Steve sighs, and flicks a piece of burnt popcorn at Bucky. "Just shut up and watch."

Re: fill

[tigriswolf]

*sporfle* Aww, this is adorable. Thank you so much!

Re: fill

[daria234.livejournal.com]

This is great :)

Love that Bucky stares him down like that. And that he's a bad liar lol.

Re: fill

[likewinning.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

:D I mean, could you lie to Cap when he looks at you with those big stupid eyes?

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[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Precious :D

[tigriswolf]

Avengers movieverse, Bucky/Steve, inside jokes

[tigriswolf]

Tortal, Kel + any, the perfect straight man

[with-rainfall.livejournal.com]

Tortall, Beka/ or & any, "What, you don't think I'm funny?"

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, any +/ any, "Such pun. So funny. Wow." "Doge is a lot less funny when you don't even crack a smile."

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Author's choice, any + any, Malapropism(s)

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

The Big Bang Theory, ensemble, "Never let Sheldon tell a knock-knock joke or you'll be there for an hour"

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Any, any + any, "What's today's pun (http://www.punoftheday.com/)?"

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Author's choice, any + any, make me laugh

[lynne-monstr.livejournal.com]

Any, Any, The art of the mid-battle pun

[lynne-monstr.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Dean, "Dude, not that kind of cream pie"

[lynne-monstr.livejournal.com]

Good Omens, Aziraphale +/ Crowley, An angel and a demon walk into a bar.

[winterjameson.livejournal.com]

Stargate SG-1, team, Jaffa jokes

[swan-secrets.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony/Pepper, "That's what she said"

[winterjameson.livejournal.com]

Any, Any, Mondegreen(s)

[cascadewaters.livejournal.com]

The Listener, Toby, snickering (or groaning) in reaction to a punny thought from someone who can't or supposedly can't speak

[cascadewaters.livejournal.com]

Doctor Who (in a universe where the current and former Doctor actors have a sort of brotherhood going on,) as many as you like, DT and/or Matty pull a prank on Mark Gatiss--and Gatiss is Not Amused.... well, okay, he is, but he can't encourage such shenanigans

[cascadewaters.livejournal.com]

Firefly, crew-as-family, Simon says something that's funny to him.... and Mal gets it and laughs hard

[cascadewaters.livejournal.com]

Avengers movie-verse, Clint+restored!Bucky, "so... exactly what *did* happen, that someone made Steve promise never to try to jitterbug again?"