here, have a pinch-hit: crossovers
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comment_ficWell, y'all, looks like it's time for a pinch-hit. Let's do some crossovers, yeah?
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*No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
*No spoilers in prompts.
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:28 pm (UTC)(Yes, this totally messes up Supernatural's timeline, but I want tiny badass Winchesters in an apocalypse.)
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:31 pm (UTC)Highlander/White Collar, Methos + Neal, the little con artist is cute – and getting truly annoyed but Methos just smiles at him instead of being fooled
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:32 pm (UTC)Labyrinth (mini-series)/Highlander, Methos + Sahje, witness to humanity’s worst
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:32 pm (UTC)Stargate Atlantis/Avengers movieverse, Steve/Bucky, pre-serum!Steve is one of the ‘soft’ scientists in Atlantis; Bucky’s one of the marines
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Date: 2014-07-15 07:17 am (UTC)Steve runs through the universe thinking his fancy degree and do good attitude are enough to keep him safe. Meanwhile their team leader despairs of Steve ever being able to shoot anything stronger than a zat without landing on his ass and Command has him restricted to missions on known friendly planets only. Since they’re in Pegasus, shit still crops up to attack them from time to time and they maybe stretch the definition of ‘friendly,’ so Bucky packs all of Steve’s pockets with c4 and isn’t that upset about accepting what amounts to glorified babysitting.
And sometimes – sometimes it’s the other way around, Steve swooping in at the last minute to save Bucky’s ass. He may be the same scrawny kid whose library books Bucky would carry by the dozens, but he has the Ancient gene in spades and the knowledge of how to use it to devastating effect. Nobody can make Atlantis sing like Major Sheppard, but Steve has his own way with her, shy and sweet like with the dames he would eye from the side of the dance floor. He can muddle his way through the weapons and weapons lab defenses the Ancients dropped like candy wrappers throughout the galaxy.
Bucky still remembers being tied to that damn chair, a cannibalized Ancient memory device scrambling his brains and thinking he was hallucinating when tiny Steve Rodgers dropped out of an air duct and slapped a couple buttons, shorting out the chair and releasing the deadbolt seal on the door angry marines had been banging on for quite a while. Bucky had to grab Steve by the scruff of his jacket shortly after and shove them both out of the line of fire, but that’s because the number of times Bucky saves Steve’s ass always seems to equal the number of times Steve has saved his.
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:33 pm (UTC)Teen Wolf (TV)/Glee, Stiles + Kurt, first season!Stiles meets first season!Kurt, then they run into each other again after they're both in college
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Date: 2014-07-14 11:33 pm (UTC)Bourne Legacy/Avengers movieverse, Cross!Hawkeye/Winter Soldier, Outcome was Hydra and Hawkeye decides to go back and save the original experiment – Winter Soldier
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Date: 2014-07-15 01:50 am (UTC)When the Brotherhood says something you don't like, pretend to get emotional, like you can't control yourself. If they think that every time you get upset, things around you randomly start to go boom, they'll be impressed, but they won't want to see you use your power on a daily basis. Pretty soon, they'll be welcoming you into the fold.
Infiltrating a mutant supremacist group is basically the same as going undercover in any other group. Make friends, but don't seem too nice or it won't be believable. Develop assets who hold key information on the group's organization and resources. And don't ever, ever make fun of the leader's hat.
Of course, there is one difference when infiltrating a group of mutants: when the telepath is back in town, you find a reason to leave. Some missions you can't save.
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Date: 2014-07-15 02:29 am (UTC)"I hear that. And a good meal. Can't eat rabbit food salads all day or I might turn evil myself."
"Damn straight. And if you break a few human 'laws' here and there, it's all part of the job."
"Totally. And what's the matter with finding a little comfort in the arms of someone nice, just because you meet that person at a dive and don't know their name?"
"Definitely. Hey, you ever sleep with someone evil? Like not in the act like a jerk in the morning way, but in the actual evil way?"
"Yeah. Professional hazard, I guess."
"Yeah, me too. Is it weird that doing it with evil's, you know..."
"Hotter?"
"Yeah."
"Yeah, it's weird. Definitely hotter. But weird."
"Yeah. Well, keep on fighting the good fight."
"Yeah, you too."
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Date: 2014-07-15 01:33 am (UTC)"I'm afraid that I don't permit recruitment on these premises," Charles answered.
Coulson was about to respond when Fitz, Simmons, and Hank ran in.
"Guess what we did?" they said.
"Nothing that will end the world, I hope?" Coulson said wearily, and Charles gave him a small smile.
"Very unlikely," Hank answered.
"We inserted the human mutation gene into chloroplasts and engineered a new delivery system!" Jemma said.
"What?" Coulson said.
Charles said, amused, "I believe our friends have just created superpowered plants."
"A superpowered daisy to be precise," Hank said.
"It shoots lasers," Fitz added excitedly.
Coulson stared. "That's it. We're getting out of here. Where are the others?"
"Triplett's racing motorcycles with Scott, and Melinda is sparring with Logan."
Coulson sighed. "What could possibly go wrong with that? And Skye?"
Jemma looked panicked. "She's... in the bathroom. She drank A LOT of water today."
Charles smiled. "It's all right. I know she's hacked into Cerebro, and I know she's just done it out of curiosity and has no intention to harm us. In fact, she just put in protections to make it harder for outsiders to get into our systems."
Coulson looked at the members of his team. "Sometimes I feel like I can't take you kids anywhere," he said, only half joking.
"No worries," Charles said, "You won't remember coming here, but you're welcome back any time."
"What?" Coulson said.
"Never mind."
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and I'm destroying every bet I've made
"So my mom wants us to do the whole coming out to the public thing," TJ tells Steve. They're having coffee at Steve's place, which is the Avengers tower, which should be – a lot weirder than it actually is. TJ guesses when you ask out someone who's technically ninety-five years old, a lot of other things that should be weird kind of fall by the wayside.
"Oh," is all Steve says for a minute.
Technically, TJ thinks, it's not coming out when the papers already have photos of you frenching Captain America outside your favorite restaurant, but he guesses that's not what his mom means.
"It's not," TJ clarifies, because Steve is still just sort of looking at him, not like he's mad or weirded out but like he's – waiting to hear what TJ has to say. After coming from a family where no one else really gave a shit about what he had to say, being around Steve is kind of refreshing. He didn't agree to go out with TJ because of his famous family; he agreed because as unreasonable as it sounds to TJ sometimes, Steve actually likes him. Likes listening to him. Does a pretty good job of reminding him that despite what he thinks sometimes, he's actually not worthless.
"I mean," TJ says. "It's not going to be streamers and music and us holding hands on Good Morning America."
"Right," Steve says.
"Just, you know, a little interview with my mom, and maybe, like, someone from a gay rights group."
"Sure," Steve says.
TJ puts his hand over Steve's. He hasn't done the boyfriend thing in a long time, maybe ever – certainly not since he's been sober. It's strange, and new, and he pretty much bit his mom's head off on the phone last night because he didn't want to share Steve with anyone else just for some political bullshit, but then he got to Steve's apartment and Steve was just – so happy to see him.
He's never been with any guy who just kissed him hello. Not a kiss leading directly to a fuck, just – a kiss that says hi, hello, I missed you.
And that kind of changed his mind, about sharing. Made him think that maybe, it's selfish of him to want to keep any of this a secret.
Not that they've been actively hiding – you can only be so stealthy when you're a superhero and the president's kid – but still.
TJ squeezes Steve's hand and says, "You can say no. I know it's a lot, and you already do so much. But –"
"Hey," Steve says. He smiles, and TJ wonders why he ever did coke when he could've just gotten high off the way Steve looks at him, instead. "Is it what you want?"
"Yeah," TJ says."Yeah, it is. It's going to be crazy, but maybe good crazy."
"So okay," Steve says, like that settles it. "We'll tell people. I mean," he adds with a grimace. "It can't be worse than the time Tony walked in on us – doing stuff."
TJ laughs at him. "How many times have you saved the world, and you still can't say 'blowjob'?"
"I'm old," Steve says. "Give me a break."
TJ shakes his head, leans forward and kisses Steve, quick, on the lips. "So you'll do it?" he asks, pulling away a little.
"I'll do it," Steve says. He cups TJ's face with one hand, then adds, "But I'm not wearing the suit."
"Awesome," TJ says. "Hey, can I wear the suit?"
There aren't any streamers, or balloons, or cheesy snapshots of their life together – which, anyway, is frequently just the two of them arguing the merits of one Star Wars movie over another, anyhow. There's some backlash from the insane conservatives, of course, and things get pretty crazy for a while.
But TJ does get to kiss Steve Rogers on national television, so that's pretty great.
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