Tuesday: Crack Fic
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johnboy91719 and today's theme is crack fic. Prompts can be of all manor of silliness. The crazier, the better!
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Gotham, Oswald Cobblepot, everyone starts doing a silly walk (a la Monty Python) and Oswald is not amused
+ Gotham, Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock, they investigate a case of people getting trapped in vats of Nutella
+ General Hospital, anyone, a group of vampires has descended upon the town
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
tag=Crack Fic
johnboy91719 and today's theme is crack fic. Prompts can be of all manor of silliness. The crazier, the better!Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Gotham, Oswald Cobblepot, everyone starts doing a silly walk (a la Monty Python) and Oswald is not amused
+ Gotham, Jim Gordon and Harvey Bullock, they investigate a case of people getting trapped in vats of Nutella
+ General Hospital, anyone, a group of vampires has descended upon the town
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
tag=Crack Fic
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Date: 2015-02-15 09:46 pm (UTC)"I thought you'd like it," Superman said.
Lex wasn't buying all that false innocence for a second. "Is this a message? You're trying to say that you're the real predator?"
Superman raised an eyebrow. "No, Lex. It's a gift. I was being thoughtful."
Lex clenched his jaw. "Thanks," he said abruptly. If Superman wanted to make this a game, Lex could play too. Well, once he figured out what the game was exactly.
Superman just grinned and then flew away.
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"They're zebra sharks," Superman said with a smile.
"And... why?"
Superman shrugged. "They're beautiful, aren't they?"
Lex looked at them. He supposed there was a certain appeal to how... untamed they appeared.
"But why the gift?"
"I just think trying repeatedly to take over the world sounds... lonely. I thought you could use some pets."
Lex gritted his teeth. He reminded himself that his secret supply of Kryptonite was to be used only for emergencies and not just because the idiotic alien was being infuriating.
"You should leave, Superman," Lex said, rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"Enjoy!" he said, before leaping out the window.
Lex looked at his tanks, sharks swimming about in them, muscular grace moving swiftly, strange in their beastlikeness but calming somehow too.
He sighed. "This a stupid present."
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"What the hell is wrong with you?" Lex yelled. "Great whites can't be kept in captivity!"
"But you figured out a way, Lex!"
"After spending all last month building an expanded tank in a chain of warehouses and personally doing all calculations regarding salinity and food sources. I basically had to create a marine ecosystem in the middle of upstate New York!"
"That is an amazing breakthrough! It's going to have big implications for marine biologists, too. You should be proud."
"I was supposed to spend last month collapsing the economy of Morlonia so I could get their energy contracts!!! Which you well knew!!!" Lex yelled.
"Now, how would I know something like that?" Superman said. That sickeningly innocent facade again. How does the world fall for it?
"Just get out of here. And no more sharks!" Lex turned away, facing the tanks, watching his sharks scamper around.
"But that's how we woo people on Krypton," Superman said.
Lex turned around slowly. "What?!?"
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Date: 2015-02-11 01:32 am (UTC)"Don't you knock, Drake?"
"This is the Batcave," Tim says. His hand is over his eyes now, and he's trying to unsee everything he just saw, which was – way too much.
"Which doesn't explain what you're doing here," Damian snaps.
"Be nice," Dick says. He tries to untangle himself from Damian. "Timmy," Dick tries. "We were just –"
"So help me, Dick, if you say training I'll –"
"Uh," Dick says. "Heh. No."
Tim peeks at him from between his fingers. He feels a little bit better about the fact that Dick is blushing, but he's still naked and this is the fourth time this week he's run into them like – this.
At least the first three times they were still clothed, and one of the times Tim could just pretend Dick was helping Damian tie his shoes. You know, with his mouth open and his pants undone. Whatever.
"Good," Tim says. "Because my training certainly didn't go like that."
"Feelin' left out, Tim?" Jason pipes up from out of nowhere at the top of the stairs.
"Shut up, Jason," Dick says.
"I'll train you," Jason leers.
"Grayson," Damian grits out. "Have you invited everyone into our sex life?"
"Shoulda put a sock on the door, man," Jason says.
"What good would that do?" Damian asks.
"Well," Jason says, "It would keep us from walking in on you guys all the time when you're –"
"Engaged," Tim says.
"Fucking," Jason corrects.
"I like engaged," Dick says. "It's classier."
"Whatever," Jason says. "Engaged in fucking. And speaking of which, how the hell did you get your legs like that?"
Dick shrugs. "Acrobat," he says.
Jason shoots a look at Damian, shakes his head. "Lucky bastard," he mutters. Tim silently agrees.
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Date: 2015-02-10 02:17 pm (UTC)Psych/Stargate Atlantis, author’s choice, Shawn and Gus in Atlantis
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Date: 2015-02-10 02:17 pm (UTC)Lilo&Stitch/Stargate Atlantis, author’s choice, Rodney McKay interacting with Stitch
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Date: 2016-06-26 07:41 pm (UTC)Kusanagi looked up from her laptop, did a double take. "Sir?"
Rodney's hair was smeared with smashed banana, his face was covered with different varieties of ink, and he looked furious.
He held up a furry, blue, koala-like creature with massive ears and shook it. "You brought me this."
The creature scowled up at Rodney but didn't attempt to injure him, so his grip must not have been hurting it.
"I am not a zoologist," Kusanagi said. "If you have issues with creatures, take it up with Maxwell." She reached out and patted the creature on the head.
It smiled at her.
"Wherever you found it, put it back."
"I did not find it, I simply delivered it for Maxwell. If you are unable to appreciate the value of the creature, then you do not deserve it." Kusanagi held out her arms.
The creature twisted, sprouted a second set of limbs, pawed at Rodney - who let it loose with a cry and a curse - and launched itself into her lap. It cuddled up to her immediately, nuzzled under her chin.
"I hardly see any value in this - this monster." Rodney nursed the scratch on his hand and rained expletives down on the creature - in French.
"Stitch," Kusanagi said, "was Dr. McKay mean to you? Here, you can play some games." She saved her work, shut down the program, and fired up her illicit copy of Galaga.
Stitch cheered and set about annihilating alien ships with surprising dexterity.
Rodney stared. "Kusanagi, is that koala playing video games?"
"He is very intelligent," Kusanagi said. "Maxwell said he is friendly." She raised her eyebrows at Rodney. "Can you be friendly?"
Rodney eyed Stitch for a long moment. "Hey Stitch," he said, "I'll give you some more bananas if you help me solve this combinatorial bitwise negotiation algorithm."
Stitch's ears twitched. "No bananas. Coconut."
Rodney thought for a moment. "I can find coconut."
Stitch abandoned Kusanagi with a cry of glee, perched on Rodney's shoulders and accompanied him out of the lab.
Hours later, Kusanagi saw Rodney in the cafeteria, with a pile of opened and emptied coconuts beside him, talking earnestly to Stitch while Stitch prodded his laptop.
"Is that a koala?" Sheppard asked.
"No, sir," Lorne said. "Too blue."
"Is Rodney being nice to it?" Teyla asked.
"It's smarter than Simpson," Lorne said.
Sheppard stared at the scene a while longer, then said, "Right. As you were."
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Date: 2015-02-10 02:18 pm (UTC)Sherlock Holmes (any version)/Justified, any Sherlock Holmes + Raylan Givens, just them interacting. anything.
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Date: 2015-02-10 02:20 pm (UTC)A-Babies vs X-Babies, Bucky Bear + Captain Ameribear, Toy Story
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Date: 2015-02-10 02:24 pm (UTC)A-Babies vs X-Babies, Bucky Bear, The Velveteen Rabbit
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