Thursday: Memes!
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johnboy91719 and today's theme is Internet Memes. Prompts can be based on any internet meme, popular or not-so-popular. A link to said meme would be lovely, but not required. One of your characters can be the real-life version of the meme. Someone could use the meme to describe someone else. Or maybe the meme fits the overall mood of your fic. Whatever you decide, have fun with it!
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Gotham, anyone, Grumpy Cat
+ Supernatural, Dean Winchester/anyone, You're just like the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!
+ Any, any, You've got moves like Left Shark.
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johnboy91719 and today's theme is Internet Memes. Prompts can be based on any internet meme, popular or not-so-popular. A link to said meme would be lovely, but not required. One of your characters can be the real-life version of the meme. Someone could use the meme to describe someone else. Or maybe the meme fits the overall mood of your fic. Whatever you decide, have fun with it!Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Gotham, anyone, Grumpy Cat
+ Supernatural, Dean Winchester/anyone, You're just like the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!
+ Any, any, You've got moves like Left Shark.
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
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Date: 2015-02-12 12:20 pm (UTC)Fill: Clint & Thor, MCU, G
Date: 2015-02-12 09:21 pm (UTC)***
This was it. The last boss was almost dead. Finally, Clint's little, yellow, alien self would be saved from the MiBs by the UFO conspiracy theorists and fly away to safety. He just had to—
"Ah, I see you are nearly victorious."
Thor's voice shocked Clint straight out of his video game fugue like a bucket of ice water. He yelped and dropped his controller, nearly levitating off the couch in the process. "Jesus Christ. We need to put a fucking bell on you, I swear to God."
Thor blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "My apologies. It was not my attention to startle you."
Clint tried to squelch his embarrassment over the fact that Thor, of all the people, had just snuck up on him. It should have been impossible, given it was three in the morning and the Tower great room was dead silent except for the low murmur of the video game on the TV. And yet there he was in a pair of plain jeans and a black t-shirt, standing where he hadn't been thirty seconds ago.
"It's fine, just, you know—walk loud, or something." He ran his hands through his hair. Luckily he hadn't up-ended his root beer and popcorn, but on screen his yellow hominid self was lying dead with Xs for eyes, surrounded by jeering MiBs. He sighed. "What are you doing up anyways? We're getting on the jet in two hours, don't you need some sleep?"
Thor shrugged. "I rest when my body requires it. On Asgard we do not have the regimented sleeping schedules you keep to here, and our days are somewhat longer." He eyed Clint. "Can the same not be said for yourself?"
"I slept pretty much the whole day, I'm good." Clint settled himself back on the sofa and took up his drink. "So your people are all on roving sleep schedules? How does that even work?"
"We are not each on our own time, but different groups may be. There are set times for things which require them--field work, meetings, and other such activities. But apart from this there is no enforced time of day in which one must sleep. Some sleep during the middle of the light cycle. Some sleep at its end."
Clint shook his head and finished off the root beer. "That must be hell on parents."
"In what manner?"
"Well, trying to get kids to go to bed. How do you tell them it's bedtime if there's not really a bedtime?"
Thor tilted his head. "There is, but it is dictated by the next activity which will require an appropriate level of rest."
Clint rolled his eyes. "And kids are great at sorting that kind of thing out," he said, and Thor just laughed.
"It is true, my parents enforced such things with—us." Clint couldn't miss the hitch in Thor's voice, nor the sideways glance that went with it, but thankfully Thor didn't dwell on it. "As most parents do, until we were old enough to be relied upon to do it ourselves, or accept the consequences of being too tired to perform our tasks adequately."
"So what you're saying is you did a lot of sneaking around after 'bedtime' and getting into trouble."
A look of fond reminiscence stole over Thor's features. "A very great deal. Though we were quite often caught, and punished accordingly."
“What kinds of punishment does a prince get?”
“My parents were fond of using punishment to educate us.”
“Yeah?” Clint grabbed his controller and resumed the game. "Well since I now have to clear an entire level again..." He gave Thor his best ‘you owe me a story’ look.
Thor smiled and sat next to him, and took a handful of popcorn.
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Date: 2015-02-12 09:34 pm (UTC)Re: Fill: Clint & Thor, MCU, G
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Date: 2015-02-12 08:23 pm (UTC)But Damian never looks at him like he’s scared of him, like he hates him -- he should. No, he looks up at Dick with those bright, green eyes that scare the life out of Dick, looks up at him and smiles, pulls him down and kisses him slow, soft, and it’s almost something like gratitude.
“I didn’t hurt you?” Dick leans back on his knees, trailing his fingers down the angry reddish purple teeth marks on Damian’s neck, his collarbone, the blood red streaks on his back, the finger shaped bruises around his throat. It’s a stupid question.
“If I wanted safe,” Damian says, curling against Dick like a kitten. The contrast of the situation nearly drives Dick out of his mind, but he just wraps his arm around Damian’s shoulders, pets his hair. “I wouldn’t have chosen you, Grayson.”
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Date: 2015-02-12 09:28 pm (UTC)Thank you so much for this! I really, really loved it. :DDD
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Date: 2015-02-13 12:34 am (UTC)holy shit this is AMAZING and gorgeous and STOP IT, GET OUT OF MY LIIIIIFE. I love this so fucking much. ;___;
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Date: 2015-02-13 02:16 am (UTC)She knows Mercy hates being asked that. Hell, she hates being asked that – after seven hundred times of Superman saving her from burning buildings and plane crashes and carnivorous sea creatures, it gets a bit old.
But, well. She just saw Mercy beat the crap out of a guy who wouldn’t take "No thanks, I'm taken," for an answer -
And she'll get to the part where Mercy said taken, because they haven't really talked about that –
And there's blood on Mercy's hands, none of which is hers.
Mercy grins at her, nothing like the cold looks she gave when she was just Lex's chauffer, nothing professional or courteous or even safe. "I'm fine," she says. She slings her arm around Lois and they keep walking down the street like nothing's happened, and Lois thinks how this is the first time since Superman came to Metropolis where he didn't have to save her.
"You know," Mercy says. "If you wanted, I could teach you some self-defense moves."
"Hm," Lois says. "Will things get sweaty and intense and eventually lead to romantic situations?"
Mercy laughs, and it's still a harsh, startling sound, but Lois likes to think it's become less so lately. "You know I'm not great at the romance thing, sweetie."
"Nonsense," Lois says. "You swept in like superhero – sorry," she adds, because Mercy still has a residual thing about Superman. "What I meant was – that'd be good. I promise not to kick your ass too hard."
Mercy tugs her in and kisses her, gets her hands in Lois's hair. "You can certainly try," she says.
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Date: 2015-02-13 08:10 am (UTC)Eeeeeee, thank you so much for this! I really, really loved it. :DDDDDD
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Date: 2015-02-12 07:16 pm (UTC)idk idk have some crack??
Date: 2015-02-13 02:56 am (UTC)Tim stares. "You and Damian."
"Not by choice," Damian says.
"Lost a bet," Steph says, and ruffles Damian's hair.
"Right," Tim says. "And you're – both – here to help with what, exactly?"
"With your disgusting decision to date Jason Todd," Damian says.
"With his possibly fantastic decision," Steph corrects. "I mean, think of the sex –"
"I'd rather never," Damian says.
"That's right, you like 'em bendier," Steph says. Damian looks ready to murder her, but what else is new.
"I'm getting a headache," Tim says. "Is there –"
"So, okay," Steph says. She puts her arm around Tim, guides him to a chair. Damian folds his arms and tuts at them. "Problematic points first: he has tried to kill you a couple of times."
"And failed," Damian says.
"He can be kind of an asshole," Steph says.
"Not enough of one," Damian scoffs.
"He's still legally dead so, you know, marriage is kind of out of the question –"
"Steph," Tim says.
"What? I'm just thinking about your happiness," she says.
"I'm not," Damian says. "I'll forge some documents for him so you can marry him, and make each other miserable."
"You know," Tim says to Steph, like Damian's not in the room, "I'm really starting to think he likes me."
Damian opens his mouth, and Steph ruffles his hair again. "He grows on you. Like a Chia pet."
"Fu –" Damian starts, and Steph claps a hand over his mouth. Damian bites her, and she backs off.
"Anyway," Tim says. "Anything – uh – else?"
Steph and Damian glare at each other. Then: "He's adopted," Damian says.
"So am I."
"Exactly. You're both useless. So you're perfect for each other."
Tim looks at Steph, whose mouth is sort of hanging open. "Was that – was that an endorsement?"
"I think so?"
"Jesus," Tim says. "Now I'm really worried."
Re: idk idk have some crack??
Date: 2015-02-13 03:03 am (UTC)BENDIER. *falls over*
Re: idk idk have some crack??
Date: 2015-02-13 03:08 am (UTC)I AM PRETTY PROUD OF THAT LINE, NGL.
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Date: 2015-02-12 09:00 pm (UTC)1/3: Marvel movies, Loki + Thor's crew
Date: 2015-02-15 09:53 pm (UTC)(In this 'verse, which is a Leverage AU for the Marvel movies. The Leverage team are Pepper, Tony, Natasha, Steve, and Bucky, while Loki is the mastermind of another team. This is the origin story for that other team.
So, I began writing this with the intention of it being the difference between the two teams, so it fit the prompt a little better, but that is not how it worked out. Sorry.
Also, no pairings. And neither Loki nor Thor currently know that Loki is adopted.)
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“I hear you have a team now,” Loki says, setting the teacup in front of Natasha.
“I do,” Natasha agrees, smiling as he sits down across from her.
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When he was just starting out, Loki ran afoul of Natalie Rushman, accidentally ruining her con. Once he realized his error, he quickly attempted to rectify it and instead only made the situation worse.
Natalie Rushman saved his life, when her target turned on them both. He owed her a favor; after he repaid the debt, they continued contact and became friends. They traded favors back and forth for years, and when Thor got himself thrown in prison for killing a man in a barfight (a complete accident, Loki knew) Loki called Natalie and said, “I need your help.”
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Of course Thor’s life in Norway was ruined. There could be no salvaging his reputation and Father cut him out of both his will and the company. Loki had long been a disappointment, so Father had pinned all his hopes on Thor, his true son and heir.
Now, Thor was neither.
“You’ve destroyed my life!” Thor raged the first night of his freedom, while Natalie’s friend piloted the small aircraft she’d obtained from somewhere and Natalie pretended she wasn’t listening.
“I’ve saved your life!” Loki shouts back. “Father has enemies, you fool, and you would’ve died in there.”
Thor was beyond reason that night, and for the three days and nights that followed. But on the fourth morning, Thor had gently knocked on Loki’s bedroom door, walked in slowly, and sagged down on Loki’s bed. “I don’t know what to do, Loki,” Thor confessed. “I… I killed a man. Should I not be punished for it?”
“No, Thor,” Loki replied, reaching out to grasp Thor’s shoulder. “It was an accident. You did not mean to kill him.”
That morning, Thor wept in Loki’s arms as he had not since their dog Fenrir ran away when they were boys. Before they left the room to find breakfast, Thor had sighed heavily, leaned into Loki for one more moment, and then stood. “Tell me, brother,” he said, “what should I do?”
Loki smiled. “What has Father told you of my work?”
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Save his rare partnerships with Natalie, Loki worked alone. He trusted no one and it was better if he didn’t have to worry about a partner stabbing him in the back.
Thor is not a good enough liar to be a grifter, nor delicate enough for the intricacies of the truly magnificent heists Loki has imagined. But Thor is strong and fast, and so he becomes Loki’s muscle.
“How many laws are we breaking?” Thor asks before the first job they work together.
Laughing, Loki waved a hand dismissively. “Is this not better than stuffy meetings with old men?”
“Aye, it is,” Thor admitted.
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2/3: Marvel movies, Loki + Thor's crew
Date: 2015-02-15 09:54 pm (UTC)Hogun was Loki’s find: Loki overheard a piece of information and decided to investigate, which led him to a backroom in a drug warehouse, where a young hacker was about to be executed by drug-runners for knowing things he shouldn’t have.
Loki could have left; no one knew he was there. But the hacker, who was possibly 20, but probably younger, met his eyes for just a moment before looking away without a single sign that he’d seen Loki.
The drug-runners were arguing amongst themselves; Loki spoke very little Japanese yet, which he’d been attempting to rectify, but he was able to determine that the bosses hadn’t yet decided the boy’s fate. One of them wanted to kill the boy immediately, and his fellows were trying to talk him out of it.
The boy didn’t look frightened, simply resigned. Loki rolled his eyes, swore that Thor would never learn the truth of the matter, and unsheathed one of the three knives he always carried on his person.
The first man went down quickly, caught by sheer surprise. The second caught Loki’s shoulder with his own blade, but was then knocked over by the boy. The third pulled out a gun, so Loki grabbed the boy and shoved him out of the way, throwing his knife. “Go!” he shouted at the boy.
The boy listened. Loki carefully checked all three prone forms; the first two were unconscious, though bleeding. The third was dead, most likely from his head hitting the doorframe on the way down, but possibly from Loki’s blade in his chest. Loki retrieved his knife and fled.
The boy was waiting outside and asked something in Japanese. Loki shrugged. “Sorry, I don’t understand,” he said in his own native language. The boy looked annoyed, so Loki tried English next. “What of this?”
The boy shrugged. “Barely,” he said.
Loki glanced back at the building. He continued in English, “We’ll work on that but we should depart.” He gently grabbed the boy’s arm and steered him in the direction of the hotel. “Are you injured?”
The boy shook his head. “You are.”
“Oh, right.” Loki dropped the boy’s arm and brought his hand up to his shoulder. “Damn.” There’d be no hiding it from Thor now.
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As Loki expected, Thor raged. The boy, Hogun, stood by impassively as Thor destroyed their hotel room. The moment he stepped toward Loki, however, Hogun was between them, head tilted back, one of the drug-runner’s knives in his hand.
Shockingly, Thor actually paused. “You think I’ll hurt him?” Thor demanded.
Hogun didn’t reply. Loki sighed. “English, Thor,” he said in the language. “He doesn’t know Norwegian and I barely understand Japanese.” He reached out to carefully tap on Hogun’s shoulder. “Thor won’t hurt me.”
Hogun considered that for a moment and then stepped aside.
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With Hogun to work the computers, their usual jobs began going even smoother. He was also apparently a pickpocket; it was how he had survived before realizing his true talent lay elsewhere.
While Loki was in the midst of reworking all of his standing plans, Sif decided to barge back into their lives. She had been both his first crush and first heartbreak because she was entirely in love with Thor, and then Thor broke her heart and it was all a nasty mess, to be honest. Loki hadn’t thought of her in years, not since the last time he was in his parents’ house, which was… nearly a decade ago, now.
“I’ve come to bring Thor home,” Sif announced after picking the lock and disarming the security system.
“I am impressed,” Loki admitted, crossing his arms, “but that’s a fool’s errand.”
Sif glared at him. “Mr. Berg has dealt with both the barfight and the prison break, Loki,” she hissed. “Thor can safely come home and resume his place in the business and family.”
“And what if he doesn’t want to?” Loki demanded.
“Is that not for me to decide?” Thor asked, entering from the hallway, Hogun just behind him.
“Of course it is,” Sif said. “Your parents miss you, Thor, and they think this lifestyle is – ”
“Exciting?” Loki offered.
She glared at him again. “Dangerous.”
“Of course it’s dangerous!” Loki scoffed, rolling his eyes. “Thor, I’ll be in the library.” He turned on his heel and stalked off.
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3/3: Marvel movies, Loki + Thor's crew
Date: 2015-02-15 09:56 pm (UTC)Thor did not return home. Neither did Sif.
Instead, in the morning, Sif marched into the kitchen where Loki was eating and asked, “Would the job not be easier with a woman?”
“So you’re staying, then?” Loki muttered.
Sif declared, “I am.”
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Volstagg and Fandral followed Hogun home one evening, while the team rested after a success in Belarus. Loki had bought out the entire top floor of his favorite hotel in Paris because he intended they stay for awhile to relax after the harrowing month’s work.
What actually happened was Hogun getting noticed in another hacker’s system and the two-man team tracking him down.
Thankfully, once they realized just who they’d found, all Volstagg and Fandral wanted was to join the team.
“Consider us finding you at all our audition,” Fandral had said, grinning brightly. “Hullo, I’m Fandral King, thief. This is my trusty companion Volstagg Kaiser, hacker.”
Loki snorted. “King and Kaiser?”
Fandral just kept grinning while Volstagg laughed behind him.
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“They are impressive, your team,” Natalie says, smirking. “In fact, I think your hackers combined might equal Stark when he’s shitfaced.”
Loki raises an eyebrow. “Are you challenging us, Natalie?” He sips the tea and then, as he’s lowering his cup, he says, “At least we were never fooled by Hammer.”
Her lips thin. Loki smiles. “My team will be going after the Emperor’s Diamond in Doomstadt within the month,” she says. “We’ll see you there.” She rises to her feet, smoothes her skirt, says, “Thank you for the tea,” and departs.
“Doomstadt,” Loki mutters. His team has two hackers (one of which is also a thief), two thieves (one of which is also a hacker), two hitters (one of which is also a grifter), two grifters (one of which is also a hitter), and then the brains behind it all (who is also a grifter). What does Natalie’s team have? A hitter, a hacker, a grifter, a thief, and then Potts, who once tried to catch them all so they could be locked away.
Loki sets the teacups in the sink and goes to Hogun’s quarters; he needs to begin reviewing the layout of Doomstadt.
Re: 3/3: Marvel movies, Loki + Thor's crew
Date: 2015-02-16 01:34 am (UTC)Natalie and Loki's final scene is fantastic. I love the silent snark there. *g*
Re: 3/3: Marvel movies, Loki + Thor's crew
Date: 2015-02-16 05:30 am (UTC)I'm so very glad you like it!
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