Wednesday: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

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Happy Wednesday, All. just_imriel here.

Todays theme:  Lies, Damned lies and Statistics.

Little white ones and whoppers and everything in between.

Lies meant to hurt or meant to heal.  Lies even the liar begins to believe...

Let's have our favorite (or least favorite) characters prevaricate, dissemble, decieve, misdirect, evade, distort, defame, mislead, perjure, pervert, concoct, distract, dupe, eqivocate, exaggerate, fabricate, misinform, fib, fudge...

Ah, you get the picture. There's a reason there are so many synonyms...everyone does it.  Of course, whether they get away with it is up to you!

As always, our usual rules apply:

No spoilers in your prompts until at least a week after air date - and please remember the UK - US lag time for BBC.

Don’t forget to give us SPOILER ALERTS!!! and leave at least three spaces, where appropriate.

Please no more than 5 prompts in a row, and no more than 3 per fandom at a time. If someone responds to your prompt, you can prompt again.

Be kind to Codemonkeys, and write your prompts as fandom, pairing/pairing, prompt or fandom/fandom, pairing/pairing, prompt for crossovers. Like this:

Bones/NCIS, Boothe/DiNozzo, "We've never met."

Leverage, Nate/Eliot, "I'm not a thief."

RPS, JDM/Author's Choice, "I haven't missed you at all."

Last but not least, if none of this rings true, you can always look through our Lonely Prompts for inspiration. They won't steer you wrong. Honest.
 

Theme = LiarLiar
 

Comments

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

"You are such a liar," John drawled, smirking as Rodney's face went from faintly red to blazing, obnoxiously, utterly red.

"I am not!" Rodney squawked. "I don't know where you're getting this!"

"Oh, I don't know," John said, eyeing Rodney's very tented out pants, "maybe plain sight."

"Stop that!" Rodney snapped, putting his hands over his groin. "For the last time, I'm not interested in a threesome with Ronon."

"Too bad," Ronon said, coming into the labs and smirking at both of them. "Would have been fun."

"There's no way I'm letting Conan here at my ass," Rodney snarled, backing off despite the way his pulse picked up.

"Who said you were getting it?" Ronon said, putting one of his hands on the back of John's neck and squeezing just right.

John groaned, letting his eyes shut and his head loll back at just the right angle to stretch his neck out. Ronon rumbled something wordless, bending over to capture John's lips, kissing him fiercely. John let Ronon capture his wrists, his pants getting so tight that he thought he was cutting off circulation. Rodney's whine echoed through the blessedly empty labs.

"Both of us at once?" Rodney asked, his voice strained.

"Yeah," Ronon said, releasing John's lips.

"Please?" John asked, panting as he looked at Rodney.

"All right but we're taking the proper precautions and making sure you're ready for it first," Rodney said, already taking charge. "Come on, come on. We'll go to my room and use my supplies."

"Pushy," Ronon commented, giving John a hand up.

"As if you don't like that," John commented, grinning at Ronon. Ronon grinned back, squeezing John's ass. "Oh yeah, this is going to be great!"

[antares04a.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is hot!
First Rodney's "no way" but when Sheppard "offers" he's suddenly very interested.
And then he get's bossy. *lol* Organizing the perfect threesome.

Very nice ending with everybody happy how this developed!

Thank you very much for this lovely scenario!

[me-ya-ri.livejournal.com]

Yay! So glad that you liked it!

Of course Rodney gets skittish at first but how are you going to resist John like that? Just not possible! XD I love a bossy Rodney and fortunately Ronon and John agree.

Thank you very much for the prompt and the comment!