free for all
Jul. 4th, 2015 12:09 am.
Here's the free for all.
As ever, the rules are:
*No more than five prompts in a row.
*No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
*No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use a spoiler cut as needed.
*If you know the character's full name, use it. Also, give the fandom's complete name, too.
*If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.
There's also a new rule now: if something in the fill could be a trigger, please have a note to warn for it.
Please follow this format for prompts:
[Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Have fun!
Here's the free for all.
As ever, the rules are:
*No more than five prompts in a row.
*No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
*No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use a spoiler cut as needed.
*If you know the character's full name, use it. Also, give the fandom's complete name, too.
*If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space.
There's also a new rule now: if something in the fill could be a trigger, please have a note to warn for it.
Please follow this format for prompts:
[Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Have fun!
fill. 1/2
Date: 2015-07-04 07:19 pm (UTC)There aren't any fish in it, is the thing. It would be cool if they had some fish, Jason guesses, except sometimes they're gone for so long that it probably wouldn't be a good idea.
But he lives with Roy. Good ideas are kind of a thing of the past.
"Jaybird," Roy says. He's leaning over the fishtank, elbows-deep in the water, putting what really honestly looks like bath toys in the damn thing. "We talked about this."
"We did?" Jason asks. He walks over to the fishtank and sees that it's actually a couple of Roybots that Roy's submerging. "I feel like we would've talked about you trying to electrocute yourself."
Roy rolls his eyes, turns around. It's three in the afternoon but he's still just wearing boxers and his stupid hat. There's some kind of food dribbled down his chest, which is about what happens when Jason isn't awake to try to make Roy eat actual food.
"We were in the shower, remember?" Roy asks. "I said I wanted to test out Roybots in water conditions and that –"
Ah. Right. Jason does remember, sort of. It's hard to remember much of anything Roy says when seconds afterward Roy drops to his knees and blows him. He remembers the blowjob more than the conversation, Roy's hair still all soapy as Jason ran his fingers through it, the way Roy started humming some dumbass country song midway through, the way Roy swallowed his come but didn't pull off, just kept going until Jason was hard again.
"What," Jason says now. "What exactly is the plan here with these things? To spy on Aquaman?"
Roy grins at him, and it's that something stupid is going to happen and you're not even going to be able to stay mad at me kind of grin that Jason's been dealing with for years now. "You'll see, Jaybird."
What Jason sees, four hours later, is that the Roybots fucking break through the tank and spill an ocean of glass and water fucking everywhere.
"Oops," Roy says. "I guess we'll have to get a stronger tank next time."
"Or maybe," Jason says. "We just put you in the tank and I'll keep the Roybots around for when I need help."
"Hm," Roy says. He edges Jason away from the glass, eases him back against the little fold-up card table that serves as a dinner table sometimes. "I don't think so," he says. "And here's why."
He gets Jason's jeans open in seconds, swallows him down and makes it messy and wet just the way Jason likes it. He leans down to suck on Jason's balls, teases them just a little with his teeth before licking back even further, tonguing his hole, and Jason forgets to care about the puddle of water and glass at his feet, forgets just about everything.
"God," Jason says, when Roy gets his mouth back around Jason's dick. "You're so good at this. Just wanna fuck your mouth all day."
Roy moans like he's cool with it, and when Jason starts thrusting into him Roy slides his hand into his boxers and starts fucking his fist to the same rhythm that Jason fucks his mouth.
Jason pulls out at the last second, comes all over Roy's mouth, his chin, his chest, then pulls him up and licks him clean.
"So we can get another tank?" Roy asks, as Jason wraps his hand around Roy's dick and starts jacking him hard and fast. "Sure," Jason says. "Whatever you want." Roy whines into his shoulder when he comes, and Jason holds onto him through the aftershocks. Once they both come down, he even helps Roy clean up the mess.
2/2.
Date: 2015-07-04 07:20 pm (UTC)"Fuck," Jason says a few days later. "What the fuck is that noise?"
Roy lowers the volume, but not by much. "New stereo system," Roy says.
"New – how the fuck did you afford that? We haven't even had a job in a week."
"You said I could pick one up," Roy says. "Remember? We were in that limo, and I –"
Yeah. Okay. They were in some rich fuck's limo that they'd hijacked after finishing up a job, because Roy was horny and didn't want to wait, and Roy pulled a bottle of fucking Jaeger out of his quiver and they started pounding it, and at some point while Jason was pounding into him, Roy said –
"You know what our place is missing? A really good sound system. I could find one for cheap, fix it up – oh, shit, right there, Jay, right –"
They left a mess of come stains all over the backseat, spent the rest of the night getting wasted, and Jason kind of forgot he'd agreed to anything.
Jason ends up smashing the stereo about three hours later when Roy won't stop playing fucking country. He's never drinking Jaeger again.
Re: 2/2.
Date: 2015-07-04 07:36 pm (UTC)"I feel like we would've talked about you trying to electrocute yourself."
WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING THIS COMIC THOUGH.
It's three in the afternoon but he's still just wearing boxers and his stupid hat. There's some kind of food dribbled down his chest, which is about what happens when Jason isn't awake to try to make Roy eat actual food.
I'M JUST SITTING HERE SCREAMING PERFECTION PERFECTION OVER AND OVER. Idk I have a sickness
"We were in the shower, remember?"
AND THEN I DIED. Oh god.
the way Roy swallowed his come but didn't pull off, just kept going until Jason was hard again.
holy mother of Roy Harper's MOUTH.
Roy grins at him, and it's that something stupid is going to happen and you're not even going to be able to stay mad at me kind of grin that Jason's been dealing with for years now.
"Sure," Jason says. "Whatever you want."
Okay but sometimes -- SOMETIMES I do think BOYFRIENDS <3_______________<3 for just a second.
AND THEN ROY PULLED A BOTTLE OF JAEGER OUT OF HIS QUIVER
is going to be my new catchphrase/segue/excuse for everything forever and ever A FUCKING MEN.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND I MIGHT BE HIGH AS A MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT NOW, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS TRUE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
Re: 2/2.
Date: 2015-07-04 07:46 pm (UTC)I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT ABOUT THEM. like how Tim thought that about them in hooker!verse? and they both just like live in each other's pockets and fuck around but don't think anything of it until someone's like "um. perhaps examine your choices?"
...aka if I wrote roomates fic about them this is how it would go. :>
Re: 2/2.
Date: 2015-07-04 07:49 pm (UTC)also
until someone's like "um. perhaps examine your choices?"
lololololololol