Hemera Selenes: Incorrect Quotes

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Good news, everyone! I’m doreyg, hosting you all this week, and today's theme is gonna be Incorrect Quotes. Ever heard a quote from another fandom that you think would just go perfectly with your favourite characters? Now is the time to prompt it, for great fun and profit!

Examples of what I'm talking about can be found here and here. If you choose to use a quote from one of those pages, or from another Incorrect Quotes tumblr page, please link it to allow other people to search for stuff!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Batman Beyond, Terry McGinnis(/Bruce Wayne), "Terry does love his yoghurt." (Brooklyn-99)
+ DCU, Edward Nygma/Bruce Wayne, “I tend to keep talking til someone stops me.” (Friends) (x)
+ The Flash (TV), Ronnie Raymond/Mick Rory/Martin Stein,  “They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!” (x)

We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.

Have fun you guys! :D


tag=Incorrect Quotes

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[doreyg.livejournal.com]

DCU, Edward Nygma/Bruce Wayne, “I tend to keep talking til someone stops me.” (Friends) (x (http://incorrectbatmanquotes.tumblr.com/post/124494320032/i-tend-to-keep-talking-til-someone-stops-me))

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

The Flash (TV), Ronnie Raymond/Mick Rory/Martin Stein,  “They say that no man is an island. False! I am an island and this island is volcanic. And it is about to erupt. With the molten hot lava of strategy!” (x (http://incorrectflashquotes.tumblr.com/post/124763951779/they-say-that-no-man-is-an-island-false-i-am-an)

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Batman Beyond, Terry McGinnis(/Bruce Wayne), "Terry does love his yoghurt." (Brooklyn-99)

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Batman: TAS, Harley Quinn/Edward Nygma/Bruce Wayne,


[ Harley slams a basketball in Edward’s face ]
Edward Nygma: Ow!
Harley Quinn: Could'a been a knife. (Elementary) (http://incorrectbatmanquotes.tumblr.com/post/123896672612/harley-slams-a-basketball-in-edwards-face)

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Ant-Man (2015), Scott Lang/Darren Cross, "Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. What can I say? I’m a rebel." (The Emperor's New Groove)

[streussal.livejournal.com]

Mr. Robot, Elliot Alderson/Tyrell Wellick, "Is this a penis metaphor?" (buffy)

[falkner]

Batman (comics), Dick Grayson +/ Damian Wayne, "Why are you squeezing me with your body?" "It’s a hug, [Damian]. I’m hugging you." (Arrested Development)

[rattyjol.livejournal.com]

Star Trek: Voyager, Tuvok + any, "Pretty please?" "The physical appearance of the please makes no difference." (Despicable Me)

[falkner]

The Flash (comics), Rogues, "Get me a vodka rocks." "[Len], it’s breakfast." "And a piece of toast." (Arrested Development)

[streussal.livejournal.com]

Sense8, any of the cluster ladies, "Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers." (btvs)

[falkner]

Batman (comics), Batkids, "And guess what else? Dad kissed me!" "How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture." "I didn't say he was totally into it!" (Arrested Development)

[streussal.livejournal.com]

Mr. Robot, Tyrell Wellick (optional +/Elliot Alderson and/or /Joanna Wellick), "See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil. It works with us. It works because of us." (angel)

[falkner]

Batman (comics), Batkids, "What have I said about comparing your brother to the Devil?" "That it's offensive to the Devil?" (That 70s Show)

[falkner]

any, any, "So, what are you lesser beauties planning for Valentines’ Day?" "Murder." "That’s the spirit." (That 70s Show)

Fill: Vorkosigan Saga, Ivan + Byerly

[rattyjol.livejournal.com]

"So, what are you lesser beauties planning for Valentine's Day?"

Ivan had managed to spend the entire day, up to this point, carefully avoiding thinking about the dreaded deadline, now looming terrifyingly close. Now all that careful effort came crashing down about his knees, and By had commandeered his wine bottle, to boot. Ivan reclaimed it to top off his glass, which he drank from with a little more speed than such a good wine deserved. Briefly satisfied, he looked grumpily at By across the table.

"Murder."

"That's the spirit." By raised his own glass in salute and sipped. "The Lady Tej is proving difficult to shop for, eh?"

Ivan slumped back in his chair. "I've no idea what she might like. We didn't exactly have an extended courtship." An idea occurred to him then, and he brightened slightly. "Do Jacksonians even have Valentine's Day?"

"I'm sorry to burst your bubble," By drawled, sounding nothing of the sort, "but it's a rather galactic holiday. Even thieves must love, and all that."

"Damn." Ivan went for the bottle, found it close to empty, and marched off into the kitchen for the cheap stuff. "So what are you and Rish doing, then?" he threw back over his shoulder.

"Very little, by mutual agreement." As Ivan rummaged through the cupboards, there was the distinctive sound from the next room of boots being propped up on the table. "I have several social engagements to fulfill that night, anyhow."

Which was, of course, code for parties to spy on, but Ivan chose not to bring it up as he returned with a bottle of the cheapest corner-store wine he could bear to be seen buying. He steadfastly ignored the boots on the table, briefly considered sweeping his own foot under By's precariously tipped chair as he passed, then thought better of it and settled back into his seat.

"One of these days I'm going to have to start asking you to bring your own wine when you come over," Ivan observed, refilling his glass and sliding the bottle across the table without prompting.

"I hardly drink a fraction of what you do," By pointed out, more amused than offended.

"Yes, but I always drink more when you're here."

"That's hardly my responsibility." By took a sip and grimaced faintly. "So. A gift for your lady wife. Flowers too overdone, I take it?"

Ivan nodded. "Jewelry, too. Besides, if she didn't find fault with my choice, Mamere certainly would."

"A romantic seaside getaway?"

"We do that practically every weekend anyway." Ivan stared glumly into his glass, as if the answer might any moment simply spring to view on the surface.

"Well, Lord Ivan, as much as it pains me to suggest such a thing, in my line of work . . . Have you considered asking the Lady Tej what gift, if any, she might like to receive?"

Ivan nearly choked. After several moments of sputtering, having expelled most of the wine from his windpipe, he mumbled, "That would be the smart thing to do, wouldn't it?"

By drained his glass, gazing at Ivan with raised brows over the rim as he did. "I rather think it would be."

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, Steve Rogers (+/ any), "When I was a kid, my Mum would send me to the shop with 50p. I could get: meat, milk, a comic, 6 eggs and a pair of jeans. You can't do that nowadays. Feckin' CCTV." (Mrs Brown's Boys)

[daria234.livejournal.com]

"Four different kinds of chips and seven kinds of beer," Bucky said, putting the paper bags on the table as the Avengers gathered near.

"Bet they didn't have all these choices when you guys were kids," Clint said, grabbing a local craft.

Bucky looked over at Steve. "But in the old days, you got free bread with your milk."

Steve grinned. "I know. Before all these surveillance cameras, man..."

"Wouldn't want the public to see youtube footage of Captain America stealing - they'd all cry and weep and then complain online about it," Bucky snickered.

"Wait, what?" Tony said, brow furrowed.

"The oldest trick in the book," Bucky explained. "One of us buys milk and chats up the store owner to distract him, while the other shoves bread and sugar and tea and apples into his backpack."

"That's free bread with milk?" Bruce said, like the words tasted bad.

"We did what we had to," Steve said with a shrug.

"I'm surprised you can't still do it," Bucky told him. "Guess you must have lost that Brooklyn stealth." He smirked a little at Steve.

"I could. I just don't need to," Steve said, sipping his beer.

"Well, I'm obviously stealthy. It's too bad you've gotten all old and comfortable and stuff." Bucky half smiled and looked at Steve for a long time.

Steve put his beer down. "You're on."

Bucky grinned and the two men shook hands.

"What the hell just happened?" Tony said.

"I think they just agreed to a shoplifting contest," Natasha said.

Clint snorted. "Yeah, no way that could go wrong."

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Any (except Supernatural), any parent + any, "I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm you were the quickest." (Mrs Brown's Boys)

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Dragon Age 2, Hawke + Aveline Vallen, "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" "Not until 4." x (http://incorrectdragonage.tumblr.com/post/120725115974/submitted-by-romanatty)

Fill: Dragon Age 2, Garrett Hawke + Aveline Vallen - “Until Four”

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

And here goes another surprise!fill! This one is kind of linked to my modern!AU, too.
____


"Hawke?"

"Hm?"

Garrett looked up from his phone to see Aveline standing by the door, one eyebrow raised as she crossed her arms. She seemed to be even more intimidating when she looked at people like that.

"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"

"Not until four," Garrett smiled. "I'm waiting for Fenris. He and Donnic went to the shooting range and I wanted to surprise him."

Fenris and Donnic became friends surprisingly quickly. They hadn't talked to each other much at first, but since Donnic and Aveline had started dating they had ended up spending more time together, talking a lot about Donnic's job and Fenris' knowledge of weapons. A few weeks back Donnic had offered to take Fenris to the shooting range and since then they had been meeting twice a week to train together. It seemed like Fenris started to consider joining the police force, too.

Aveline just rolled her eyes at Garrett and he stood up from the chair, allowing her to sit down. Still grinning, he moved to sit down on the floor by the window, earning him a surprised look from his friend.

"There is more than one chair in here, Hawke," Aveline said as she took out a few folders from one of the desk drawers.

"I'm leaving those for people who come here for work-related reasons," he leaned back against the wall, unlocking his phone.

Aveline just shook her head slightly. "You are lucky everyone who works here knows you."

"I definitely am," Garrett snorted, focusing once again on the game he had started before Aveline had entered the office.

From the corner of his eye he spotted that Aveline closed her eyes briefly before she opened the first folder, took out a few sheets of paper and turned to the screen of her computer, so he decided to get back to collecting as many cupcakes as he could in just 120 seconds. Damn Bethany for introducing him to one of the worst, the most annoying game ever. It really was addictive.

Just as another level of the game was about to load, the door to Aveline's office opened and Karras, one of the officers who never hid what he thought of mages or what should happen to them, came in. He frowned as soon as he noticed Garrett sitting by the window, and Garrett stared at him right back.

"Hawke," Karras raised one eyebrow at him. "Shouldn't you be saving rats somewhere, or doing whatever else it is you are doing in your spare time?"

"All my rats are doing just fine, thank you," Garrett smirked in reply. "I'm waiting for my boyfriend and Sergeant Hendyr, you see."

It was very satisfying to see Karras' mouth twist in disgust right then. The man looked like he wanted to say something, but in the end he just turned to look at Aveline instead.

"Here are yesterday's reports, Captain," he handed her a few files, not even waiting for a reply before he turned around and left the office, not sparing a glance towards Garrett.

Garrett, on the other hand, looked back at his phone, preferring to focus on the fact that soon he and Fenris would be going back home where a warm dinner was waiting for them.

"I really can't wait for Fenris to get back," Aveline sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Sometimes I think he's the only one who can stop you from provoking my people."

"Don’t worry, I know you secretly love my attitude," Garrett glanced at her, one corner of his mouth rising slightly, before he touched the screen of the phone to collect another cupcake.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony Stark +/ Bruce Banner, "Talk to me Tony, how are we looking?" "Sexy, but not like we're trying to. Sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony Stark +/ any, "Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night." (Coupling)

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Batman (comics), Tim Drake/Jason Todd, "Don't call me babe. You can't call me babe if you can't return my texts." [orange is the new black]

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Batman (comics), Jason Todd/any, I may be dead, but I’m still pretty. [btvs]

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Batman (comics), Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care. [btvs]

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

DCU, Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan, "I don't believe in love; I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient. You get in and out with the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit." [Queer As Folk]

FILL: Just Take my Body [DCU, Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan, R]

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

He's not in love.

So don't forget it, and he's going to be humming that all fucking day now but it's true. This thing that he and Bruce have between them, it's not love. It's just... Fucking, plain and simple. A physical release between two guys old and experienced enough to take it for what it is.

Which is not love, as he presses Bruce back into the pilot's chair. Swings a leg over his lap, and settles down with a long grind that leaves them both gasping. Rolls down into him, picks up the pace and allows the groans to spill out of his mouth as if nobody could ever overhear them.

Which is not love, as he takes Bruce back to his ratty apartment. Backs the man against the counter, after only a few bites of food and faltering attempts at small talk, and falls to his knees. Takes him deeper and deeper, swallows recklessly around the man's huge cock as he desperately tries to hold back growls above.

Which is not love, as Bruce lets him into the manor. Throws him down on the stairs, whispering that Alfred is out, and slides a hand down his body. Encourages him to fuck up , physically for once as opposed to in all other ways, into his palm and come so hard that he sees stars and planets and supernovas exploding behind his closed eyes.

Which is not love, as Bruce somehow picks him up and actually carries him to the bed. Hushes him halfway through the night when he wakes up to the click of the gauntlets sliding on, the sound of Bruce preparing to leave and he doesn't know just when that became terrifying but there they are, strokes his hair until he falls back to dozing. Snuffles at him in the morning when he wakes up to find the man snoring and stubbled besides him, throws a heavy arm around his waist and drags him back into the cocoon of sheets.

Which is not love-

...He's not in love, so don't forget it. It's just lust, plain and simple. And it suits him, suits them both, in the way that all things he can't actually ruin do.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

DCU, Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan,

Hal: Somebody needs to have sex with me right now!
Bruce: All right, I'll do it. Come to my place at nine. Plan to stay the night, I like to cuddle. [Teen Wolf]

[profshallowness.livejournal.com]

Any, any, That’s your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that! (Farscape)