Hemera Dios: Texts From Last Night

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Good morning! I’m still doreyg and today's theme is that good old favourite Texts From Last Night. Prompts can be any text from the TFLN website, the more inappropriate the better!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ DCAU, Wally West/Harley Quinn/Bruce Wayne, (310) Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame!
+ The Bone Thief - VM Whitworth, Wulfgar/Ednoth/Ronan, (423): I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
+ Totally Spies, Sam/Jerry Lewis, (619): yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work

We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.

Have fun, you guys! :DD

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Comments

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

DCAU, Wally West/Harley Quinn/Bruce Wayne, (310) Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame!

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

The Bone Thief - VM Whitworth, Wulfgar/Ednoth/Ronan, (423): I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

DCU, Dick Grayson/Adult!Damian Wayne, (612) You text me last night that you invented a new food, cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Totally Spies, Sam/Jerry Lewis, (619): yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Batman Beyond, Terry McGinnis/Bruce Wayne, (206): No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE

[falkner]

Batman (comics), Batkids,
(408): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
(479): MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT

[falkner]

The Flash (comics), any/Wally West, (903): Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?

[falkner]

DCU or Marvel, any hero/villain pairing, (320): The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.

FILL: Just Forget the World [The Flash (TV), Leonard Snart/Barry Allen, PG-13]

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

"Sir," a quiet, slightly nervous voice interrupts his daze, "uh, Mr Flash?"

"Mmmph," he sighs dreamily, and then blinks. Yanks himself away from Len's lips, and back to painful reality, "I mean, uh, what?"

The situation, alas, looks less than promising. Aside from the cop standing awkwardly at his elbow, there are about ten cops standing around them in varying stages of discomfit. No Joe - thank god - but enough senior members that Joe is going to be hearing about this far sooner than he'd like.

"I was just saying, sir..." The nervous cop is talking again, looking entirely out of place and not a little put upon. At present moment, he can hardly blame the man, "as much as we hate to interrupt this new method of, uh, treatment-"

"Treatment?" Len asks, sounding on the edge of laughter until he presses a careful hand over his mouth.

"-I think it'd really be best if we took Mr Snart back to prison now," the cop coughs, shifts slowly and awkwardly. Yet again, he can't blame him, "if that's alright?"

He hesitates for a moment, equally awkwardly. Watches the cop's guilty expression, the slow burn of amusement in Len's eyes.

"...Of course," sighs, resignedly. Removes his hand from Len's mouth, and gently guides the man over to the cop - pretty sure that his amusement, at this entire situation and the inevitable aftermath of it, will make him something close to pliable for a good long while, "sorry for taking so long, officer. It won't happen again."

"Until my next treatment," Len, almost pliable, chirps cheerfully as he's led away, "of course!"

...He has no idea how to explain this to Joe.

Subtly touching his lips, as he turns on his heel and speeds away, he finds that he minds that a lot less than he would've thought.

[falkner]

The Flash (comics), any(/Bart Allen) + Barry Allen (or Iris West-Allen), (630): I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

DCU, Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne, (403):

CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC

FILL: Speed it Up [DCU, Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne, PG-13]

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

(A/N: This is sort of a sequel to the last one? IDK)

--

"You know," Hal smirks deviously, backing him up against the bedpost, "you have ten minutes before you really have to get going."

"Hal," he says, trying to look disapproving and probably failing completely, "I'm going to be late for the board meeting."

"Not if we're fast."

"Lucius is going to ask questions."

"Not if we're fast," Hal only laughs at him, untucks his shirt from his pants. Somehow he can't really bring himself to protest, "come on, you've held me up far too many times. Can't you once bring yourself to return the favour?"

And, well, when he puts it like that...

"Be quick," he grumbles, and reaches up to undo his own tie, "five minutes tops, Hal."

"Your wish," Hal smiles, still chuckling as he goes to his knees, "is my command."

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Batman (comics), Roy Harper/Tim Drake and/or Jason Todd, (520):

That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

DCU, Bruce Wayne/Hal Jordan, (317):

I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Batman (comics), Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, any au

(778):

Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

DCU, Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne, (812):

You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.

FILL: Come Back to Bed [DCU, Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne, PG-13]

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

"Come back to bed," Bruce purrs. Voice sleep rugged, eyes sleepy and hair ruffled as he reaches one warm hand out, "you don't need to leave for another few hours yet."

And the thing is... He knows he shouldn't. He knows that he should blurt something about boundaries, turn on his heel and march out of the mansion at top speed. Should remind himself that he's not that sort of person, to come back to bed after one longing sigh. Should remind Bruce that he's not that sort of person, to invite such intimacy with a voice so warm and soft.

But...

Instead he hesitates for a moment, and only a moment, before sighing. Dropping his pants and crawling back into bed, not even starting at the sudden heavy drape of Bruce's arm over his waist, "you're going to start making me late, you jerk."

"Mm," Bruce only yawns sleepily, and nuzzles closer like some sort of big cat. Something huge, and dangerous, and feral - but still somehow soft to the touch, "at least you wouldn't be wearing pants. I've decided, you wearing pants is an insult to the universe."

"Jerk," he repeats, but can't stop smiling. With Bruce, his very own big cat, warm and pliant besides him it seems like the only possible option.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony Stark + Any,
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Parker/Alec Hardison,
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

The Big Bang Theory, Penny(/Leonard)+Amy or Bernadette
(405)
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...

(812)
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, any het pairing, (612):

I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.

(1-612):

sorry? thank you? I love you?

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Leverage, any/any(/any), (646):

also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Tortall, Kel/any + any, (+61):

I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Fairy Tales, any princess, peasant girl or nobleman's daughter, (potential modern AU) (631):

I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.

Fill: Sleeping Beauty

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

This wasn’t the way it was supposed to go. The Wicked Fairy was not impressed. Princess Aurora should have been the darling of the court, with handsome princes practically throwing themselves at her feet, begging for her hand in marriage. TWF had it all sorted: the hidden spinning wheel, the cunning plea of an old woman, irresistible to a kind-hearted princess, and then ‘boof’ everyone asleep. But Aurora took no notice of the princes, or most of the court for that matter. TWF was fairly sure if she enticed the girl into her room (which would be the easy part; Aurora was far to adventurous for her father’s liking) she’d take one look at the spinning wheel and tell TWF to ‘get real’ and ‘join the twenty-first century’.

TWF would have to rely on Plan B. She had heard the princess’ latest reply to her mother, when the latter had been suggesting yet more acceptable suitors. It was time to doctor the bottle of scotch and add dubious mushrooms to the pizza. The box of magnums she’d keep for herself.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Fullmetal Alchemist (or Any), Roy Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (or any +/ any), (516):

People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas

[ivotedforsaxon.livejournal.com]

Any, any, (408): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
(479): MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Spy, Bradley Fine/Rick Ford, (402): I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order

Micro minifill

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

From Fine: I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order

From Ford: Fucking Angela fucking Merkel's got no fucking sense of fucking humour. Fuck.

[draycevixen.livejournal.com]

Battle Creek, Russ Agnew/Milt Chamberlain, (727): The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.