Crackship Friday :D
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classics_lover again. Today's theme is a particular favourite of mine, crack ship pairings. In other words putting the two unlikeliest characters together and making it work (this is how I came to be a multishipper). Prompts can be anything you like, as long as the pairing is incredibly rare and preferably cracky. Crossovers and AUs are acceptable.
Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Greek Myths, Medea/any god, "Just don't try to kill our kids."
+ Spy/any, Rick Ford/any, "I don't believe you!"
+ Star Trek, Dulmer or Lucsly/Captain James Tiberius Kirk, "We'll make it work. As long as he doesn't get up to any more temporal shenanigans."
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
Theme: Crack ship pairings
classics_lover again. Today's theme is a particular favourite of mine, crack ship pairings. In other words putting the two unlikeliest characters together and making it work (this is how I came to be a multishipper). Prompts can be anything you like, as long as the pairing is incredibly rare and preferably cracky. Crossovers and AUs are acceptable.Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
If your prompt or fill contains anything that can be a trigger for the reader, please add a warning for that to give the reader the chance to decide if they want to read or not.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing. Use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the above mentioned spoiler cut.
Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt
Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Greek Myths, Medea/any god, "Just don't try to kill our kids."
+ Spy/any, Rick Ford/any, "I don't believe you!"
+ Star Trek, Dulmer or Lucsly/Captain James Tiberius Kirk, "We'll make it work. As long as he doesn't get up to any more temporal shenanigans."
We are now using AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2015 collection. See further notes on this new option here.
Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out the just created Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet. For more recent prompts to write, you can also use LJ’s advanced search options to limit keyword results to only comments in this community.
While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.
Theme: Crack ship pairings
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:12 pm (UTC)no fic
Date: 2015-08-24 03:46 am (UTC)I just pictured Medea and Cronus.
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:12 pm (UTC)Mini fill
Date: 2015-08-22 01:41 am (UTC)James finished putting his pants on and turned around. "What do you mean?"
"Wham bam thank you slam? You're not even going to cuddle?!?" Rick yelled.
"Look," James answered coldly, "We both know what this was. And more importantly, I need a martini." He put on his shirt, then his tuxedo jacket, then his perfect little cufflinks.
"Is this what I braved two dozen terrorists with machine guns for? Is this what I swam the entire English channel twice for, WHILE knitting a souveneir scarf?"
"I don't believe you did anything of the sort."
Rick jumped up then and stood on the bed, still naked. "I'm a fucking superspy, you wanker!"
James stared at him. "Really."
"Yes, really."
"Well, I'm just a real estate magnate, but I am sure you're not a spy."
Rick narrowed his eyes. "Your name is Bond. You work for MI-6. Q provided you with those nifty poisonous cufflinks. M is fond of you but pretends to hate you, mostly because you're a pain the arse. And you no longer have genital warts."
James' forehead wrinkled.
"Superspy's what I am, isn't that right," Rick grumbled smugly as he stepped off the bed and pulled on his underwear. "And don't forget it."
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 12:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 12:15 pm (UTC)Mulan/Marvel movies - minifill
Date: 2015-09-23 01:35 am (UTC)(I have a vague backstory that involves rips in time and space. *shrugs*)
"You are amazing," Shang says as Natasha lands in front of him. Mulan has to catch her breath before she rises to her feet.
"You're not so bad yourself," Natasha says, catching Mulan's eye with a shy smile.
Mulan's smile widens. "Another round?" she asks.
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:22 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:38 pm (UTC)no fill
Date: 2015-08-24 03:48 am (UTC)Have you seen these?
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 12:39 pm (UTC)mini fill
Date: 2015-08-22 12:35 am (UTC)Text message from Mick: I'm horny. R u?
Text message from Mark: Hey... what's up... feel like giving head?
Text message from Lisa: What is your dick doing right now?
Text message from Len: Meet me in 30 seconds. Wear the suit.
"Who keeps texting you, Barry?" Caitlin asked.
"Uh.... Nobody! I'll be back in a few minutes, gotta go."
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Date: 2015-08-21 12:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 12:40 pm (UTC)Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time
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Date: 2015-08-21 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-08-21 02:10 pm (UTC)Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Kazul/Cimorene + any, "What? How? WHAT?"
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Date: 2015-08-21 02:11 pm (UTC)Harry Potter, George Weasley/Luna Lovegood/Fred Weasley, Hogwarts trembles in fear
FILL: something wicked this way comes
Date: 2015-08-23 07:51 am (UTC)"Anuris is always fun. See how much talking she does with that smart mouth of hers when she sounds like a toad."
"Let's cut off her hair, anyway. We can pin it up outside Ravenclaw Tower, send a message, you know."
She spots Fred and George over the shoulder of one of the shorter goons, tilts her head just a little to the side— no cry for help, hardly. Like she's alone in the corridor.
Fred looks at George. George looks at Fred.
Fred rolls out a little bow—you do the honors—so George grins, all wicked, and pulls a canister out of his pocket. He gives it a quick shake and rolls it lightly down the hall, where it bumps to a gentle stop at the heels of Goon #2. Luna sidesteps neatly—her timing couldn't be better with a stopwatch and six weeks' rehearsal—and the innocent little canister bursts into a cloud of lurid blue.
Luna joins them down the hall, leaving the goons hacking and choking behind. Her expression seems to hardly have changed at all.
"Will they be all right?"
"Oh, fine," Fred says, airy and warm, and loops an arm through hers to tow her away. "They'll be a little glum—"
"—blue, that is, for a day or two—" George takes her other arm, smooth as you please, as they move rapidly away from the scene.
"—a week at most, really, we're not really sure—"
"—limited opportunities for testing, you see—" They whirl behind a tapestry and down the slide they find there, wide enough for three side-by-side.
"—there are only so many willing first-years to go around." The slide ends in a tangle of legs and robes and white-blonde hair.
"The test patches you find in books are rubbish, I know," says the heap, "but if you add a bit of slimewood mulch and an animation charm—"
"That's brilliant," says the heap.
"Why didn't we think of that?" says the heap.
The heap reassembles itself back into three people. Two of them are grinning, all wicked, and the third only smiles.
"Oh, yes," says George. He looks at Luna and sees the sun.
"Yes," agrees Fred, watching her like the moon. "I think you're going to be fun."
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Date: 2015-08-21 02:16 pm (UTC)Despicable Me/Lilo&Stitch/Marvel movies, Edith/Lilo Pelekai/Natasha Romanoff, they're utterly terrifying (and no one dares ask how they all met)
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Date: 2015-08-21 02:21 pm (UTC)Castle/Riddick movies, Rick Castle/Richard B. Riddick, Castle's latest muse is a little... frightening.
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Date: 2015-08-21 02:33 pm (UTC)Leverage/Despicable Me, Parker/Agnes, "Wanna steal a unicorn?"
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