Mokuyoubi ✎ Non-Human Characters

[creepy_shetan]

Come on in and pull up a chair~! =^.^= I'm still creepy_shetan and I'm still your host on this fine Thursday. I hope that you're wearing green and that you're having a great St. Patrick's Day! ♫

Today's theme: non-human characters. Prompts and fills should focus on animals, aliens, androids, and everyone in between.

A reminder of the rules:

✦ Use the full names of the fandom(s) and character(s) in your prompts
✦ No more than five prompts in a row per day
✦ No more than three prompts per fandom per day
✦ If one or more of your prompts is filled today, then you may prompt again
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✦ For prompts, no spoilers until one month after the airdate/release (use a spoiler tag to hide part or all of the text)
✦ For fills, warn for spoilers clearly, and either leave blank space before the text or hide the text under a spoiler tag

Please remember to use the proper format for prompts.
➔ ➔ ➔ Fandom [/ Crossover], Character [+ or / Relationship], Prompt
Again, please include the full names of the fandom(s) and character(s). This is so that unfilled prompts can easily be added to the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet and be found through manual search.

Examples:

For a single fandom:
✧ Star Wars, BB-8 + Finn (+ or / Poe Dameron), Finn still doesn't understand droids but he's learning to understand BB-8
✧ Guilty Gear, any Gear + or / any, defying expectations

For multiple fandoms / crossovers:
✧ Marvel: Gambit/Hawkeye (comic 'verse), Remy's cats + Lucky (+ Remy LeBeau + Clint Barton + Kate Bishop), they get along a little too well...

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If the plot bunnies aren’t biting you today, feel free to check out our Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet (ever a work in progress) or the community's archive calendar. Another prompt archive (and recent work in progress by comm members) is here. You can also find prompts to write (and fills to read) with LJ’s advanced search options by limiting keyword results to comments posted in this community. (We exist on delicious as well, but it's rather dusty.)
While the above are available options, the simplest method might be to bookmark prompts that you like as you find them and return later when inspiration strikes.

All right, let's see what you've got~! :D


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[creepy_shetan]

Star Wars, BB-8 + Finn (+ or / Poe Dameron), Finn still doesn't understand droids but he's learning to understand BB-8

[creepy_shetan]

Guilty Gear, any Gear + or / any, defying expectations

[creepy_shetan]

Marvel: Gambit/Hawkeye (comic 'verse), Remy's cats + Lucky (+ Remy LeBeau + Clint Barton + Kate Bishop), they get along a little too well...


(Remy's cats are Oliver, Lucifer, and Figaro. Y'see what he did there? ~_^)

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis. Any Wraith. On being given a name by John Sheppard.

[creepy_shetan]

Final Fantasy VII, Red XIII + any antagonist besides Hojo, in retrospect

[creepy_shetan]

How to Train Your Dragon (movie/TV 'verse), any dragon (+ any rider), the dragon equivalent of "Yeah, you better run!"

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

Babylon 5, Lennier(/Michael) + Delenn, Lennier has a crush on Michael and asks Delenn for advice

No fill yet

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

...But just to make absolutely sure, Michael is Michael Garibaldi right?

I'M SO EXCITED :D

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

MCU/Eureka, J.A.R.V.I.S./S.A.R.A.H., Nathan and Tony develop a system that allows them to communicate

No fill...

[creepy_shetan]

...but I just made a noise out loud. I knew about the Nathan and Tony connection (word of god confirmed it), but I'd never made the S.A.R.A.H. and J.A.R.V.I.S. link whatsoever... I don't think. XD;; I don't know anymore. I've had a long day. I feel bad for Deputy Andy.

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket + Groot, Groot comforting Rocket

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

Star Trek (VOY), The Doctor + Tuvok, the Doctor and Tuvok are the only ones who can save the crew

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

Star Trek (AOS), Gaila + Keenser, gossiping

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Green Lantern (comics), Hal Jordan/Thaal Sinestro, sometimes Hal is vividly reminded that he’s not fucking a human

filled - total filth btw

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Korugarians don't sweat. Hal doesn't know why he hasn't noticed it before -- only noticed it now because apparently, Korugarians also have a truly terrifying amount of stamina. Christ.

They've been at it for hours, for so long Hal can't remember what it feels like not to have Sinestro's hands branded into his hips, to not be so full he can't think straight.

"Remember, you asked for this," Sinestro murmurs next to his ear when he leans in, driving into Hal even deeper if possible and wraps those long, nimble fingers around Hal's cock again. Hal's already come twice and he can't -- he's too sensitive, it's too much --

"Fuck, I can't," he hisses, tries to push Sinestro's hand away.

"Mm, are you willing to admit humans are the weaker species now?" Sinestro purrs, fingers still stroking him slowly, lightly, just the barest touch and it's still driving Hal fucking crazy.

"Fuck you," Hal gasps. "Just because we're not -- orgasm machines like you, we -- oh."

"Come now, Jordan," Sinestro says, smirking as he lifts Hal's hips and drives into him again, making Hal's mouth fall open and a strangled scream fall out of it as he works Hal's dick with his hand, hard and fast. "I thought you could do anything if you set your mind to it."

"I hate you," Hal groans, the oversensitive pain fading into something sharper, but better, something he wants to chase, to work for. "I hate -- oh jesus, you fucking -- oh god, I can't believe -- fuck"

"That's it," Sinestro growls when Hal screams and slams into Hal once more, forcing the orgasm right out of him, then surges forward and buries a dark, feral noise into Hal's shoulder as he spills inside of him.

"That was," Sinestro says a while later, lying on his side and dragging his fingers through the mess on Hal's belly. "No human has ever been able to keep up with me before."

"Guess I'm just special," Hal says sleepily, stretching out like a cat.

"Hm," Sinestro says. "You're something."

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Justice League Cartoon, J’onn J’onzz/Clark Kent + any, “you’re the two most powerful aliens on the planet. Can you see why the thought of you two together might worry people?”

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, Evan Lorne, he really IS a robot, an advanced AI starting to question his 'make everyone happy' programming

Fill 1/2: Not quite a singularity

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Here was the thing: John got it. He really did. With the limited amount of personnel and resources that could supply said personnel on Atlantis (and the fact that all personnel had to do triple-duty, which meant the military commander and chief science officer of the expedition went off-world and faced certain danger together), an android programmed with a high-level AI was the perfect choice as XO. That didn't mean it wasn't creepy as hell.

Major Lorne (who John wanted to call Andy but whose first name, for human comfort, was Evan, because all Earth-based North American humans had first and last names) was handsome enough to seem trustworthy to the natives but not so handsome that he was a distraction. He had enough human verisimilitude that most people didn't realize he wasn't human. He could make jokes and laugh at jokes, he appeared to feel pain, and he was capable of sarcasm.

Best of all, he was rechargeable, and he came with solar batteries. That planet with insane amounts of sunlight was the perfect place to recharge his batteries. Once a week, Lorne and Parrish took a trip to the planet to put out depleted batteries for recharging, pick up recharged batteries for use, and pick up some more botany samples for Greenhouse Three.

Because Lorne was an android, he didn't need to sleep. All day he saw to the military and admin duties needed to keep the base running on a professional level. All night, he saw to the duties needed to keep the members of the expedition happy. Happy expedition members were efficient, hard-working expedition members. So Lorne baked birthday cupcakes (and it was someone's birthday almost every day, and the guy could work miracles with the Pegasus galaxy's answer to wheat flour), and he repaired torn clothes, and he did sketches and paintings of earth-based locations for people to decorate their quarters with when they missed home.

He was endlessly patient with the crazy things people asked of him, whether specifically or implicitly. He was programmed with enough human verisimilitude that sometimes he questioned John's orders, or complained about how boring it was to escort a botanist off-world (everyone below a certain rank on the expedition assumed that Lorne just had a standing assignment to escort Parrish out to get samples; Parrish thought the batteries were for one of Zelenka's experiments). But when it came to remembering birthdays, or being a listening ear, or asking earnest questions about someone's mother or hobby or pet dog, Lorne was longsuffering.

As much as the nerds at Area 51 had supreme confidence in their creation (they had bigger egos than Rodney), John was wary of Lorne. If something was too good to be true, then it probably wasn't true. So he watched Lorne, waiting for the day the guy cracked. He was programmed to make sure Atlantis ran smoothly, which was an impossible task. On top of that, he was programmed to make sure everyone stayed happy.

Everyone but him.

That had to be a bad idea.

Lorne didn't seem to mind the fact that he never slept, that he never had a moment to himself (he didn't stop to recharge, just plugged in the new battery pack and kept going). He just walked the halls of Atlantis, quietly got things done, and never stopped.

Till the day he did. One day Lorne and Parrish were coming back from their weekly trip off-world to switch out batteries, and everything went from normal to dangerous in an instant. Parrish paused in the gate-room to show off his new plant samples to Katie Brown and engage in lots and lots of gushing. Lorne stripped off his tac gear to give to one of the marines to take back to the ready room, and he paused, expression going blank, gaze going distant.

The light came back on in his eyes, and he said, "You know, occasionally I do want something. And I think it's time I do something about it." He reached out, snagged the front of Parrish's tac vest, and hauled him in for a kiss.

Parrish made a muffled sound of surprise and dropped his botany sample. Dirt and foliage exploded across the floor. One of the marines on gate room cleaning duty sighed. The other marines exchanged uncomfortable looks, because as far as they knew, Lorne was a soldier just like them, and there were rules. Regs.

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Atomic Robo (comics), Jenkins/Robo, the amount of paperwork required to marry a robot is insane

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, Any, will 'curing' the Wraith make them any less of a threat?

Fill: Starwhite

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

They sent Jennifer, Simon, Topher, Beckett, Todd, Teyla, Ronon, Ceccoli, Echo, Sierra, Kilo, and a whole battalion of marines through the gate to Atlantis. They went armed with a an imprint chair, brand new compact imprint wedges specifically for imprinting Wraith with a desire for food, knowledge of Pegasus-based food (from Teyla and Ronon), and triggers to re-awaken their vestigial digestive systems. Topher had made seeing people blind, a non-pregnant woman able to breastfeed, and triggered bodily responses on the glandular level just by imprinting something in the brain. The cure had worked on Todd, and after field-testing the cure on Kenny, Todd's second-in-command, the SGC and IOA had given them a green light. The Wraith cure was a go.

Richard Woolsey and Julian Lodge had teamed up once more against an army of IOA lawyers to insist that the cure had to be taken by the Wraith voluntarily, that forcing it on them would be unacceptable, because they were sentient beings and should have the right to choose. The IOA had fired back with arguments about the Ark of Truth and forcing people to un-accept the Ori, that sometimes forced measures were necessary to protect the majority of the Galaxy. Everyone had been surprised when Shen Xiaoyi had sided with Woolsey, insisting that if hostilities with the Wraith were going to cease, they had to come to a mutual agreement. The Wraith had demonstrated a willingness to try the cure in the past. Wraith joining the human population of the Pegasus Galaxy and bringing their technology with them could turn the tide of the war against the Wraith.

So a team was chosen, equipment was assembled, and through the gate they went.

When the event horizon dissolved, Rodney whispered to John, "How can you just stand here? Don't you want to go?"

"With every fiber of my being," John said, just as softly. "But we have work to do on our end." He reached out, slipped his hand into Rodney's, tugged. "Come on. Back to the lab."

And so they went back to the lab. A few moments later, Joe joined them, and Evan paused to bring them coffee before he headed to a briefing on candidates for the next wave of Atlantis recruits, a bigger wave needed to facilitate the distribution of the Wraith cure on a larger scale if Jennifer and her team reported success and enough volunteers.

For months they worked, and they waited, and they all scrambled to the gate room whenever Jennifer and her team sent a databurst through the gate. Todd had been gone so long, been out of play too long, and the Wraith weren't listening. The Pegasus humans were untrusting of any Wraith who did volunteer to be cured. They lost a lot of marines in negotiations gone wrong with hive ships. Teyla had to play a Queen once more.

And then, one day, a beacon of hope. John, Rodney, Evan, and Joe huddled around Walter in the control room, peering at his computer screen. A video popped up, and for one second, none of them understood what they were seeing.

It was a Wraith. The smallest Wraith they'd ever seen. It was a child.

"Look at the camera," Jennifer said, somewhere off screen.

The little Wraith blinked, peered at the camera. It smiled, and it had those frightening pointy Wraith teeth (why had they even needed teeth?).

And then it said, in a piping child's voice, "Hi! I'm Starwhite, son of Bonewhite and Starnight. My human name is John." After some prompting, the child waved at the camera, and then someone – probably Jennifer – reached out and gave the child a handful of goldfish crackers, which he promptly consumed with relish.

"Earth," Jennifer said, "meet Starwhite, the first Wraith child to never make the transition from human food to humans as food. His parents – you know his father as Kenny – have already joined the cause. Hundreds and hundreds of children are joining us – the power of pizza – and they're bringing their parents with them. It's working. It's doubtful the cure will be accepted universally, but – but it's working."

Starwhite said, "Do you have more goldfish?"

And the transmission cut off.

The control room broke into cheers.

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Futurama, Bender/Philip J Fry, “And that’s how I discovered I was robosexual!”

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Moonlight, Mick St. John, he worries about losing his humanity the longer he's a vampire

[doreyg.livejournal.com]

Superman: TAS, Lex Luthor/Clark Kent, scientific curiosity

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Any, Any, so glad I'm not human because those people are crazy

Fill: SGA/Dollhouse

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Guide: http://ficsco-and-nagi.livejournal.com/36260.html

Or, Todd the Wraith is given a TV while he's in prison. (Not as crack-y as it sounds.)

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Dragon Age: Inquisition, Iron Bull+/Krem, the chargers call them "the old marrieds."

Fill: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Iron Bull & Krem - Like an Old Married Couple

[megan-moonlight.livejournal.com]

I love this prompt! :D
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"Just eat your damn soup, Chief, or I'm going to make you eat it. I didn't spend the last half an hour cooking this just to..."

"Fine, fine. I'm eatin’.”

"It's not my fault you fell into that lake. Stitches won’t be back for another few days and we’re out of poultices, so just eat the stupid soup. At least it tastes better than Stitches’ brew. I'll check on you later, so don't even think about moving from that bed. Got it?"

"Really?"

“I asked Grim and Skinner to keep an eye on you.”

"What about..."

"Don't care. You're staying here. I'm going to talk to the Inquisitor and tell him that you fell into freezing lake and now you have a cold."

“Damn it, Krem.”

Krem passed Dalish and Skinner as he left the room and just when he walked down the stairs he heard Dalish snickering.

“Admit it, ser, you really are like one of those old couples. It is funny.”

He had no idea what Bull’s reply was, but when Skinner snorted, Krem groaned, shaking his head. Assholes.

*

"Chief, it’s nothing. Stitches said I’ll be fine."

"Just humour me, Krem de la Crème, huh?"

"I thought I’m doing that every time I kick your ass when we play cards."

They were near the practice ground, Krem sitting on a wooden crate as Iron Bull was poking at his leg as he applied an elfroot ointment on the bruised thigh.

They had been training and everything was going fine, until Skinner had kicked his leg, making him lose balance for a moment. He had caught himself in time to not fall on his ass, but when he landed he put all his weight on the leg he had hurt during their last job.

The Bull's Chargers had came back from the Therinfal Redoubt two days ago. None of them had expected fighting with an Envy demon, but it hadn’t been the first and most likely wouldn't be the last demon they had to face. A scar on Dalish’s shoulder served as a reminder of that fight, Rocky still complained about his head hurting from time to time and Grim seemed to favour his left leg from time to time, frowning every time Stitches suggested checking what's wrong. Krem had been bruised, but it was nothing he couldn't handle. He could train without a problem, but Bull could be a mother hen sometimes, and a stubborn one, at that.

"That's one nasty bruise," Bull commented as he took a closer look at Krem’s thigh.

"Like all the others, Chief. I've had worse, remember?"

"Are they always like that?” Krem heard Inquisitor Trevelyan ask. Dalish snorted at the question and Krem turned around. He had no idea the Inquisitor was even there. He tried to stand up, but Bull’s hand on his knee kept him in place.

“Don’t make me carry you to your room,” Bull said and Krem rolled his eyes, but stayed in place. He knew the big lug would actually carry him to his room if he thought Krem was seriously hurt.

“They’re like old marrieds, Your Worship,” Rocky stood up from the ground. “You get used to it.”

“Shut up, Rocky,” Krem replied and the dwarf smirked at him as he and Dalish left to resume the training.

*

“Shit, Krem, don’t do that again, you got that?”

“And what? Was I supposed to just let them cut your bloody head off? There were six of those assholes.”

“I would’ve handled it.”

“You were bound. And I handled it just fine,” Krem took his chestplate off, leaving him just in his trousers, a binder and a light shirt. “Now, sit down. I have to put the ointment on your horns.”

Bull sat down, sighing.

“Hey, if you two are done bickerin’, the food’s done,” they heard Rocky say as he looked inside their tent. “I’d suggest you move, unless you want to share a plate or somethin’.”

“We’re going,” Bull replied shortly, then turned his head to look at Krem. “Thanks.”

“No problem, Chief.”

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Final Fantasy VIII, any guardian force. What the GFs do while they're waiting to be summoned, or what they do with the memories they take.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Dragon Age II, Fenris/Garret Hawke, Fenris is bad at Feelings; Hawke is frustratingly patient with him.

No fill yet

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Perfect timing, I just started up a new Fenrismance :D

[hanorganaas.livejournal.com]

Star Wars, Han Solo/Leia Organa + Chewbacca, Chewbacca hears his friend scream in the middle of the night, runs to rescue him, only to find him in a compromising position with his wife [aka Han's a fucking screamer when it comes to sex and it scars Chewie for life.]

No fill, just...

[canonisrelative.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Now that visual has scarred ME for life! In...you know...a good way :D

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Green Lantern, Hal Jordan/Thaal Sinestro, Hal gets bored on a mission, so he starts asking awkward questions (do you have nipples? how many? etc) :p