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Ahoy-hoy my darlings, I'm still [livejournal.com profile] classics_lover and I'm still your host this week. Wednesday's theme is Do The Bartman, so prompts must pertain in some way to everyone's favourite yellow family, The Simpsons.

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the spoiler cut.
If there are possible triggers in your story, please warn for them in the subject line!

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...

+ Iron Man movies, Tony Stark +/ Pepper Potts, "I am not Smithers!"

+ Any (please no SPN), any, "You go through life, you try to be nice, you resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what!?"

+ Any sci-fi, any, In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Theme=The Simpsons

Fill: Marvel - Wade Wilson - Impulse Control

Date: 2017-02-02 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com
I'm a nice guy, really I am. No hero. Never that, but a nice guy in the least stalkery, creepy weirdo kind of way. I just want to go through my day, doing my thing and not bothering anyone. Okay, not bothering anyone I'm not being paid to bother. That's different, though, a job is a job and gotta do it to the best of your ability, right?

What chaps my hide, and not in a good ride 'em cowboy kind of way, is when I'm going home with a pizza, peppers and sausage with extra garlic, and some small dicked douchebag decides to drag a woman down an alley. Right. In. Front. Of. Me. When I tell him to fuck off because no means No man. He sneers at me and tries to keep going. Then I gotta put the pizza down and punch him unconscious. Fucking inconvenient and my pizza is cold by the time I make sure the lady is okay and get home.

Why for fuck's sake can't people just listen when I tell them nicely to stop being dickcicles? Why do they always make me punch them? This is why we can't have nice things.




Re: Fill: Marvel - Wade Wilson - Impulse Control

Date: 2017-02-03 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4bdnsn0wflake.livejournal.com
This could not be more awesome.

You have Wade's voice down perfectly.

Love it!

Re: Fill: Marvel - Wade Wilson - Impulse Control

Date: 2017-02-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com
Thank you. That is also not a good sign for my sanity.
From: [identity profile] 4bdnsn0wflake.livejournal.com
Sanity is highly overrated, or so I've been told by those who actually have some.

Date: 2017-02-01 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Ghostbusters, Holtzmann+/any, "The goggles do nothing!"

Date: 2017-02-01 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Any, any/any, "Stupid sexy Flanders."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
Friends, Rachel Green/Joey Tribbiani, "You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
Hawaii Five-0, author's choice, "Who are you, the rules police?" "No, we are the police police."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (+ any):

(I subbed out names for the quote. I hope that's okay.)

Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams (+ any):

"(Any), you married every gay couple in town.
"Hey, what can I say? I love love."
"I guess now you have to wait for some other guys to turn."
"Hmmmm. Where's Steve and Danny?"
"Don't you push them! They've got to work it out for themselves."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
(Subbed out a name again)

Hawaii Five 0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, "I don't know where Danny ends and I begin!" "See, it's statements like THAT that make people think we're gay."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
Buffyverse, any, "Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."

Date: 2017-02-01 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
(I actually wrote this years ago (http://archiveofourown.org/works/556370) but I'd love to see someone else take it on!)

Date: 2017-02-01 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geckogirl89.livejournal.com
Thanks for the link! I'll have to check that out.

Date: 2017-02-01 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com
Any vampire-related fandom, any, "I call the big one 'Bitey'."

Date: 2017-02-01 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Stargate Atlantis, Team Sheppard, trying to explain the Simpsons to Ronon and Teyla

Date: 2017-02-01 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Stargate Atlantis, Rodney McKay, "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."

Filled! But you know that already

Date: 2018-02-16 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com
I'll Keep You Company (http://archiveofourown.org/works/13703502).

Re: Filled! But you know that already

Date: 2018-02-16 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
And you already know how much I love this!! ::grins:: Thank you!

Date: 2017-02-01 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

Date: 2017-02-01 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone."

FILL: Shadowhuters, Magnus/Alec

Date: 2017-09-25 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cozy-coffee.livejournal.com
Angel, Warlock. Bisexual, Gay. Immortal, mortal. True, they were different in many ways, and yet they loved by only one way; heart and soul, pure devotion. Latching onto the other, fingers buried in soft cloth to hold the one they love close to them, the thought of being separated for even a moment burning a painful scrape of sorrow into their skin. One kiss was all it took to melt Alec’s heart.

One touch of Magnus lips to send his blood rushing in his veins. His temperature shot up, scoring, burning him like a wild fire as his skin tingled and twinkling lights danced in front of his eyes. His ivory color cheeks flush rosy red, his heart kicking into over drive as his soul mate wraps his arms around him and draws him in, even the lightest of touches making his body quivers as they share one sweet, passionate kiss.

For tonight, under a diamond twinkling sky, they sit side by side, nestled against each other, cozy under a soft blanket. As a shooting star shot across the sky, Alec leans in to kiss Magnus, whispering against his warm, sun kissed skin, “Make a wish.”

“I don’t need to make a wish,” Magnus is grinning fondly, already leaning in to kiss Alec as he whispers, “I already have my heart’s desire.”

Re: FILL: Shadowhuters, Magnus/Alec

Date: 2017-09-27 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Very sweet! Thank you for the fill!

Date: 2017-02-01 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brumeier.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "Oh no, Aliens! Well, I suppose you want to probe me, might as well get it over with."

Date: 2017-02-01 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mancalledtrue.livejournal.com
Any, any, "When you hate your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day for the rest of your life and do a half-assed job."

Date: 2017-02-01 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vanillafluffy.livejournal.com
MCU, Pietro Maximoff + Wanda Maximoff + any/ensemble, He's the perpetual smart-ass, she's the bright one who plays the sax.

Date: 2017-02-01 10:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aivix.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "I bring you love!" "It's bringing love, don't let it get away!"

Date: 2017-02-01 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aivix.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Date: 2017-02-01 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aivix.livejournal.com
Any, Any, "This family has had its differences and we've squabbled, but we've never had knife fights before, and I blame this house."

Date: 2017-02-01 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aivix.livejournal.com
Stargate Multiverse, Any, "You're still not in your own world, [Homer]! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I..."
Edited Date: 2017-02-01 10:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-02-01 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aivix.livejournal.com
Stargate: Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, The City of New York vs. John Sheppard

Date: 2017-02-01 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writinchica2k.livejournal.com
Any, any, "Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

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