Twitter Monday!

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Good morning my darlings. I’m classics_lover and today's theme is Twitter/140 characters. Prompts can be anything, but fills must be Tweet length - 140 characters (or multiples of 140 characters for threads ;P).

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the spoiler cut.
If there are possible triggers in your story, please warn for them in the subject line!

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...

+ MCU, Tony Stark, @IamIronMan is not a bot or fake account, it's really Tony

+ Star Trek (any tv), any, epic Twitter battles in space

+ Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Ray Holt(/Kevin Cozzner) + any, Captain Holt's prolific Twitter account

We use AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2017 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 1 (not very current), Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 2, or the Calendar Archives, or for more recent prompts, you can use LJ's advanced search options to find prompts to request and/or fill.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheets and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.


tag=Twitter/140 characters

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[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

MCU, Tony Stark, @IamIronMan is not a bot or fake account, it's really Tony

Fill - @IamIronMan

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Who is this really?

Really me.

Really me who?

Really me. Iron Man. Tony Stark.

Yeah, right. Prove it.

Um. Think I'd know if I was Iron Man. I am. You know.

Prove it to me.

Sorry, I don't do nude pics any more.

Then how do I know you're Iron Man?

Trust is an amazing thing. Look into it.

Look -

Look you, nice chat, gotta go. Damsels to save & all that.

But how do I know you're real?

Trust.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Star Trek (any tv), any, epic Twitter battles in space

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Ray Holt(/Kevin Cozzner) + any, Captain Holt's prolific Twitter account

[drabblewriter.livejournal.com]

Yuri on Ice, any, livetweeting a competition

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Leverage, Alec Hardison/Parker(/Eliot Spencer), they each use Twitter very differently

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Hardison is genius at Twitter, if he does say so himself. He has 29 accounts, 24 of which are automated to respond to harassers with mocking statements and insulting gifs, 1 for Star Trek fandom, 1 for Star Wars fandom, 1 for comics, 1 for politics, and 1 for posting about fun stuff he's doing and anything personal. He also has multiple algorithmic analyses running at all times, more sophisticated than anything Twitter's own research is doing. He uses them to look for jobs (there are similar ones running on Facebook, Snapchat, YikYak and others); he finds out where powerful people are cheating the little guy and they head there. For some stuff - stuff that governments handle - Hardison forwards it a long to a contact at Interpol that Eliot trusts (not Sterling).

Eliot goes by the twitter handle @kniveslikeninjas and he is a very, very big deal on foodie twitter. He posts lovingly photographed meals that he has cooked, and has attracted 50,000 followers. He follows a few chefs on twitter, and Hardison's and Parker's accounts, and that's it.

When Parker logs on, she usually favorites and unfavorites the same tweet for about an hour. It doesn't matter what the tweet is. She just finds the heart being filled and then blank to be a very relaxing form of coloring. Her own twitter account has 10 tweets, all of them the same gif of someone canonballing into a pile of money.

Eliot once told her that she wasn't using Twitter right, but she told him that for once she was having fun interacting with people besides their team and that he was not the boss of Twitter.

Eliot just sighed.

[classics-lover.livejournal.com]

Greek Myth, Hades/Persephone, keeping in touch via Twitter when she's away

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Any, Any, if Shakespeare wrote in tweets

Macbeth

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Macduff, loyal servant of Malcolm
@Macbeth: You can run, but you can’t hide.

Macbeth, I’m king, get over it
@Macduff: Not hiding, what you going to do about it?

Macduff, loyal servant of Malcolm
@Macbeth: Just watch those trees move

Macbeth, I’m king, get over it
@Macduff: Still not going to win

Macduff, loyal servant of Malcolm
@Macbeth: You do know I was born by C-section

Macbeth, I’m king, get over it
Damn!

[darkmoore.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0 Danny Williams/Steve McGarrett, tweets after Danny's "pick a base" comment

FILL: H50 ensemble, 3/4 parts

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: Hey, Grace, why didn't you tell me about your dad's cute boyfriend? #LoveIsLove #PickABase

Grace Williams
@MoanaPalakiko: What??? My dad doesn't have a boyfriend.

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: Then who's the guy that rescued everybody and took you and your dad home from the dance?

Grace Williams
@MoanaPalakiko: That was my Uncle Steve.

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: Oops. Didn't mean to imply your dad was dating his brother or something. #Awkward

Grace Williams
@MoanaPalakiko: No, Uncle Steve isn't a blood relation, but he is family. He's my dad's friend.

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: You sure they're just friends? Cuz you're my friend, and I wouldn't say you could kiss me. #PickABase

Grace Williams
@MoanaPalakiko: Yeah, but you're dating Lani, and I'm dating Will.

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: My point exactly.

Grace Williams
@MoanaPalakiko: Ugh, now you've got me all confused!

Moana Palakiko
@GraceWilliams: Sorry. 🤷‍♀️But I do think they at least like each other.

---

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: Hey, do you mind if I ask you something weird?

Will Grover
@Grace Williams: You know you can ask me anything, Grace.

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: Do you think my dad and Uncle Steve are in love with each other?

Will Grover
@Grace Williams: I wouldn't know. He's your dad, so you know him better than I do. What do you think?

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: I don't know what to think. Moana asked me about them, and I didn't know what to say, tbh. And she brought up some stuff that was confusing.

Will Grover
@Grace Williams: Like that whole "pick a base" thing?

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: Yeah. The thing is, they've done stuff like that before, a lot of times. They're different around each other than they are with anyone else.

Will Grover
@Grace Williams: You think maybe she's right?

Grace Williams
@WillGrover:
Maybe? But if she is, why didn't they tell me? Did they think I wouldn't be okay with it or something? 😟 I just want them to be happy.

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: I really think you ought to talk with them about this. I gotta go, but I'll TTYL. ❤️

Grace Williams
@WillGrover: Okay, bye! 💕

---

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: Hey, Auntie Kono, can I talk to you about something?

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: You can talk to me about anything, sweetie. What's up?

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: I think Danno and Uncle Steve are in love with each other, but they won't do anything about it. 😔

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: Not saying you're wrong, but what brought this up?

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: You did see them at the dance, right?

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: Yeah, that was kind of hard not to notice. 😏 I'm pretty sure #PickaBase is now a trending topic. 🤣

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: I feel kind of sad. Because I think they really want to be together, but they're not. And they've known each other since I was 8.

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: Yeah, that makes me pretty sad too.

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: I want to let them know it's okay with me, but I'm not sure how to bring it up.

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: Listen, don't worry about this, okay? Auntie Kono will figure out what's going on and get your dad and Uncle Steve to stop being stupid.

Grace Williams
@SurferCopKono: Thank you so much! 🤗

Kono Kalakaua, surfer cop
@Grace Williams: No problem, sweetie. I'll get to the bottom of this.

[reeby10.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter, any, @Hogwarts twitter account

Fill

[drabblewriter.livejournal.com]

“Watch out for the staircases; they like to change,” the Head Girl warns the first years as she leads them up from the Great Hall to their dormitories. “Now that the school is wifi-enabled, you can follow Hogwarts on Twitter for up-to-the-minute notifications on their locations.”

[reeby10.livejournal.com]

The Magicians (tv), any, drinks all around

[reeby10.livejournal.com]

Star Trek: AOS, Jim Kirk/Spock, it's a date

[reeby10.livejournal.com]

NCIS, Tim McGee/Tony DiNozzo, confession is good for the soul

[reeby10.livejournal.com]

Star Wars, Stormtrooper on the Finalizer, damage report

[drabblewriter.livejournal.com]

Puella Magi Madoka Magica, any, @HolyQuintet

[drabblewriter.livejournal.com]

Yuri on Ice, any, #wheresvictor

[daria234.livejournal.com]

MCU, any, they think that twitter is the same as texting and don't realize that their tweets are visible to the world

[daria234.livejournal.com]

DCU, Jason/Dick or Jason/Tim or Jason/Bruce, Red Hood's twitter account

[daria234.livejournal.com]

MCU or Flarrowverse, any, someone thinks a gif means something it doesn't

[daria234.livejournal.com]

LoT or Arrow or Flash or Supergirl, any, fans of a hero create a fake funny Twitter account for them; the hero finds out

[daria234.livejournal.com]

Historical RPF, women of previous time periods, they're big on feminist twitter

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[withasmile87.livejournal.com]

The Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon/Paul "Jesus" Rovia, Jesus flirts with Daryl via twitter.

[withasmile87.livejournal.com]

The Flash, Caitlin Snow/Joe West, Joe finds Caitlin's private twitter.

[withasmile87.livejournal.com]

RPF, Louis Tomlinson/Harry Styles, How they decided who tweeted what with rbb/sbb.

[withasmile87.livejournal.com]

any, any, making a typo in a twitter username.