Friday: 100 Words on Sex

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Hi! I’m brumeier, I want to thank everyone who participated this week with fills and prompts. You guys rock! This is our final day of filling themes using 100 words or any multiple of 100. Our final theme of the week is SEX, anything and everything about foreplay, sexytimes, afterglow…the works!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the spoiler cut.
If there are possible triggers in your story, please warn for them in the subject line!

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan/Ronon Dex,

I may do you one time, and I may do you more
I may turn you into something, that you ain't ready for
(Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)

+ Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, how the Super Soldier serum has affected sex

+ Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, accidental declarations mid-coitus

+ Any, Any m/m, making their first sex tape and being horrified when they rewatch it

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[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan/Ronon Dex,

I may do you one time, and I may do you more
I may turn you into something, that you ain't ready for
(Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)

Fill

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

It’s going good till Rodney says, “For the last time, get your elbow out of my kidney!”

They pause. John clears his throat. Everyone disentangles and retreats to their corners of John’s mattress.

“I wanna do this,” Ronon says.

Teyla says, “Perhaps you should reconsider my suggestion that since I am capable of achieving multiple orgasms in a short time, you should let me have my way with each of you, and after you have recovered we can try other configurations.”

John’s pulse spikes. “What she said.”

Rodney huffs. “You’ve turned him into a sex fiend.”

Teyla says, “You’re first.”

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers, how the Super Soldier serum has affected sex

Fill: Infrangible (MCU; Steve/Bucky; NC17)

[agirlnamedtruth.livejournal.com]

Here (https://archiveofourown.org/works/14954697) :)

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, accidental declarations mid-coitus

Fill -- A Time Like This (200 words)

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

When Danny does That Thing, it has the potential to cut things short way before Steve is ready for them to be over. At hot-and-heavy times like these, he resorts to mentally inventorying the contents of his In-Box as a distraction.

So while Danny is going to town, Steve is trying desperately to remember why he has a feeling something didn’t get done. Then it comes to him, no pun intended.

“Crap! I forgot to okay Junior’s time-off request!” he exclaims.

“Backdate it,” Danny suggests, climbing out of bed.

“Where are you going?!” Steve, wild with need, follows Danny to the kitchen, ready to shake the answer out of him. Or at least give him a thorough tongue-lashing.

“I’m going to make a sandwich, Commander Buzzkill.”

Steve can’t believe it. “A sandwich? At a time like this?!”

“A time-off request is pillowtalk?” Danny retorts, opening the fridge. “Hey, there’s a pound of pastrami in here that’s been calling my name for the last half-hour. You have your distraction, I’ve got mine.”

…

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Any, Any m/m, making their first sex tape and being horrified when they rewatch it

Fill: SGA (sneaked in an extra m sorry)

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

“This is terrible,” John says.

Rodney squints at the screen. “Does my face really look like that?”

John says, “I thought you were an artist.”

Evan sighs. “I’m a painter, photographer, and sketch artist, not cinematographer. You’re the one who kicked over the camera.”

“Stop it. I can’t take any more.” Rodney is covering his eyes.

John pauses the video. “Making this was super fun, but how about we just erase it and forget it ever happened?”

Rodney nods fervently.

Evan says, “What about the security feed?”

John’s eyes go wide. “What security feed?”

Rodney grabs the laptop. “That’s genius.”

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, Evan Lorne (+/ any), you've never had sex before?

Fill: Evan/Rodney

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

"Wait, what?” Rodney stuttered.

“I’ve never had sex before.” Evan said again.

“How is that even remotely possible?”

“It’s called being asexual, Doc.”

Rodney’s eyes grew wide. “Oh my God. I had no idea, I should have never pushed it this far -”

“Rodney.” Evan tugged at Rodney’s shirt collar. “If I didn’t want to, I would have told you.”

Rodney’s brow furrowed. “But - you just said -”

“I want to. With you.” Evan glanced away, his cheeks growing red.

Rodney smiled. “Okay.”

Evan nodded. “Okay.”

Soon after, Evan Lorne understood what people meant when they said they’d found the missing piece.

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, Danny Williams/Steve McGarrett + Grace Williams, having The Talk

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, most people just have a cigarette after

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Gundam Wing, any/any, sex in zero-G

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

Any, any/any, Digital Get Down (NSYNC)

[profshallowness.livejournal.com]

The Awful Truth (1937), Lucy Warriner/Jerry Warriner, it's both the same and different,

[ami-ven.livejournal.com]

MCU/Hawkeye, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, five places Phil refuses to have sex with Clint and the one surprising place where Phil started it

[ami-ven.livejournal.com]

Any, any/any, he/she had never known that sex could be so much fun

Fill: Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay (200)

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

John had always enjoyed sex. Well, who didn’t like orgasms? But that’s all it had ever been about for him: chasing the orgasm. It was always about the endgame.

When he finally stopped cock-blocking himself and hooked up with Rodney, John discovered that sex could be so much more. Now it was more about the destination, less about the orgasm.

Sex with Rodney was being ambushed in random places, some of them semi-public and requiring that John remained as composed as possible while Rodney used mouth and fingers.

Sex with Rodney was trying out every possible sexual position they could think of. Some were uncomfortable or even painful – Rodney had to keep his arm in a sling for about a week – while others were just laugh-out-loud impossible or ridiculous looking.

Sex with Rodney was Prime/Not Prime challenges mid-coitus and squirming when a ticklish spot was touched and laughing at the noises they sometimes made and every so often falling out of the shower. It was Rodney humming the Canadian national anthem while he gave John a blowjob, and John wearing nothing but his thigh holster and making cowboy jokes as he rode Rodney to completion.

Sex with Rodney was fun!

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Any, any/any:
We are both young, hot-blooded people
We don’t wanna die alone
Two become one, it could be lethal
Sleeping with a friend
(Neon Trees, “Sleeping With A Friend”)

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Friends, Chandler Bing/Monica Geller, (561): i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, (931): I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy.

Fill -- Something About A Man in Uniform

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

The commendation ceremony is a pain, literally. His dress shoes pinch and it’s too fucking hot to stand around in dress whites while admirals make speeches. Commander Steven McGarrett saved the life of Vice-Admiral McMurtry by performing CPR, for which he is being awarded--blah,blah, blah…..

When the rigamarole is over, he goes directly back to 5-O HQ, still in uniform. Danny spots him, and Steve can see his pupils dilate from across the room.

He makes a dash for his office, where he’s got a change of clothes, but Danny slides in behind him. He’s eyeing Steve in his dress whites like he wants to eat him alive. Which, come to think of it, isn’t the worst idea in the world after the morning he’s had.

“Have I ever told you how much I love a man in uniform?” Danny asks, licking his lips. “When you’re in that pretty white uniform, somehow it makes the sex even dirtier--no, no--leave the hat on!”

“Okay, okay,” he sighs. “Lock the door and get the blinds.” Danny complies with alacrity. Steve can’t help smiling. Uniform slut.

Steve leans back against the wall, and Danny sinks to his knees. Danny takes his time unfastening the pants, gently freeing Steve from their confines. Steve enjoys this moment of anticipation, loves Danny for knowing how to make him feel better after the stress of naval ceremony and protocol. He feels the heat of Danny’s breath approaching, and salutes him.

In a moment, he’s receiving the ultimate reward for…well, he can’t exactly call it heroism in uniform, but it beats another stupid medal.

….

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Angel the series, Winifred Burkle/any, (323): Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Angel the series, Angel/Cordelia Chase, (407): His name is Angel. I’m pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.

Fill

[swan-secrets.livejournal.com]

Angel insisted this was the way it had to be. He had to take care of himself, but he loved taking care of her.

It became a nightly thing, unless they were too exhausted from saving the world.

Angel undressed her. Every article was removed with an almost holy reverence. He worshiped her, kissing and touching her all over. He carried her to bed and made sure she was comfortable on it. There was a plump pillow under her bottom to raise her hips.

Angel settled on the bed, between her open legs. He lightly caressed her thighs, then kissed up from the inside of her knee. Angel had learned a lot about giving pleasure over his long life. He teased her with his fingers, taking it nice and slow until her sex was slick. He loved the smell of her when she was aroused.

His mouth on her cunt was divine. His name never seemed more appropriate then when he was going down on her.

Not having to breathe had many advantages. So did superhuman endurance.

He eased off when her heavenly pleasure peaked so she wasn’t overwhelmed but he didn’t stop until she was utterly spent and satisfied.

[cozy-coffee.livejournal.com]

Any, any/any, blindfold

Fillx5: Harry Potter, surprise Anys (scroll down for who)

[profshallowness.livejournal.com]

Neville stepped out of the fireplace into Ginny's flat, his eyes lighting up at the sight of her. Like him, she was dressed in Muggle clothes, but her tight black t-shirt and barely-there shorts looked so good that he thought the best thing would be for him to get rid of his own clothes pronto.

He must have suggested this in his kiss, because she was flushed when she pulled away.

"Not hungry for food then, are we?" she asked, amusement in her voice.

"Not really," Neville admitted, leaning back in for another kiss.

She placed a hand on his chest, stopping him immediately.

"Neville, do you trust me?"

He let his puzzlement show, didn't Ginny know already how much he trusted her? He'd trusted her with his life when they fought side by side with Luna and the rest of the Army. He'd trusted her with secret desires he hadn't thought he'd ever find the words for.

"Of course I do," he said simply.

Ginny nodded, and Neville watched her pull out her wand, tucked into her shorts, and point it at a piece of silky material lying on a table. It flew up to his face and blindfolded him. For a second, he was disorientated, but the softness of the material and the familiar sounds and scents of the room reassured him.

Ginny took his hands and slowly guided him out of the living room. He could work out where they were headed, and Neville couldn’t but smile as she turned them to the left, through the open doorway to the room with the outsize bed. But as soon as he stepped in, he was hit by a new scent, some sort of tropical fruit mixed in with the usual beeswax, detergent and Ginny smells.

And then he heard a chuckle, familiar, but oh so unexpected.

"L-Luna?" he asked.

"Surprise!" she and Ginny chorused, and Neville’s jeans were suddenly too tight.

"But, but-how?" he asked, his face turning to where he thought the voices came from. Luna was meant to be in South America for another week, and he and Ginny were meant to be planning her welcome home celebrations that night.

"I had a chance to Portkey back early," Luna said.

"Good," Neville said fervently.

"And now you're here we can finally have reunion sex," Ginny said, her hands tracing out a pattern on Neville's wrist. He was sure the hairs on his arm were standing on end.

"You waited for me," he said softly.

"Only just," Luna replied. Neville could imagine.

"Now the question is: blindfold on or off, Nev?" Ginny asked. And though he wanted to see Luna after such a long time, though he would never have thought that he would turn down the chance to watch her and Ginny, the prospect of being with them and relying on his other senses was turning him on incredibly.

"On now, off later," Neville said. "Please."

It wasn't the last time he said 'please' that night.


(Neville Longbottom/Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood.)

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Sherlock (BBC), John Watson/Sherlock, Sherlock's focus on minutiae works out well for John when they're being intimate

Fill:

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

“Mmm,” said John, “how do you always manage to find just the right spot?”

“Well,” Sherlock replied, “I could move my fingers here,” his actions suited his words, “which would leave you wanting more.”

John moaned and tried not to beg.

“But if I move them precisely one point five centimetres, like so.” Once again Sherlock demonstrated, causing John to gasp. “I’m touching a sweet spot. It’s really only a case of observation and application of that observation.”

By now John was too far gone to make any coherent response, leaving Sherlock to add, “It’s simply a question of focus.”

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Forever, Henry Morgan, complications arise when Henry is killed by a jealous ex-boyfriend when he's in bed with a woman

Fill:

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

“And I really thought we were getting on so well,” Henry moaned.

“I can’t see what the problem is,” Abe said. “Louise will be delighted you’re alive. In my experience of women you’ll have even more allure now than before.”

“Maybe,” Henry replied. “But I somehow doubt she was too happy at what Carl shouted before he shot me.”

“Which was?”

“I knew you were seeing someone else. But I’d never imagined it would be a woman. How could you desert me in this way?”

Abe laughed. “In which case, probably best to find yourself a new girlfriend. Or boyfriend.”

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Spooks|MI5, Lucas North/Adam Carter, mixing cake and sexytimes

Fill: PG-13

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

“When I suggested we had time to go to bed while your cake cooked, I didn’t expect you to bring the mixing bowl with you,” Adam said. He was trying very hard to look cross, although failing miserably.

“I had an idea,” Lucas said. He ran his finger round the bowl and then sucked the mixture off it, deliberately sliding his finger in and out of his mouth. “And seeing you lying all naked and ready for me, confirms what a good idea it was.”

He smeared cake mixture down Adam’s chest and over his cock, grinning at the result.

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Tony prefers bottoming but Stephen is... insistent

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

BBC Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock is pretty damn good at giving blowjobs

Fill

[nagi-schwarz.livejournal.com]

John is panting. “Why are you so good at this?”

Sherlock pauses. “I could explain, but that’d ruin the moment, don’t you think?”

“Of course, carry on.”

A couple of days later, John idly checks Sherlock’s old blog, the one full of pointless-to-everyone-but-Sherlock trivia, and he finds an entry about breath control and oxygen conservation and various ways to extend one’s ability to hold one’s breath (related to a man who hid for a seemingly impossibly long time in a pond to catch his target).

John peruses the rest of Sherlock’s blog and finds an entry on...Japanese rope bondage.

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tony Stark/Any, Tony's sexytimes playlist

Fill

[swan-secrets.livejournal.com]

“Jarvis,” Tony commanded, “sexytimes playlist!”

“Jesus take the wheel?!”

“Uh, Jarvis skip this one.”.

Pepper was on the bed wearing exquisite green lingerie. She wasn’t impressed by the new song.

“Uh Jarvis skip anything by Abba”

‘Never Gonna Give You Up' came through the sound system. She gave him a decidedly unsexy glare. “If the next song isn’t something we can actually have sex to you’re taking the couch and I’m getting my vibrator.”

Tony hesitated. “Jarvis cancel the music.” He undid his pants. “We'll make a new playlist, once we’ve had some inspiration.”

“Great, come here and inspire me.”

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, Now you're mine, but what do I do with you, boy? (Gin Wigmore)