It's Monday, so let's start the week with a heaping helping of crack!

[squidgiepdx]

Hello, everyone. I’m squidgiepdx and today's theme is anything you want to do with crack. Prompts can be just about anything that has to do with crack - like drop Sofia from Golden Girls into Stargate Atlantis. Or maybe you can take a crack at a sex pollen prompt, because if any trope is cracky, it's sex pollen. But if that doesn't touch you, then maybe it's a literal crack, like leaning against a window in a high rise, and the panic you feel when the window cracks. Whatever you think about crack, today's the day to prompt!

Just a few rules:
No more than five prompts in a row.
No more than three prompts in the same fandom.
Use the character's full names and fandom's full name for ease adding to the Lonely Prompts spreadsheet.
No spoilers in prompts for a month after airing, or use the spoiler cut option found here.
If your fill contains spoilers, warn and leave plenty of space, or use the spoiler cut.
If there are possible triggers in your story, please warn for them in the subject line!

Prompts should be formatted as follows: [Use the character's full names and fandom's full name]
Fandom, Character +/ Character, Prompt

Some examples to get the ball rolling...
+ Letterkenny, Wayne/Daryl, Wayne going uncharacteristically wild at Letterkenny's first pride parade
+ Stargate Atlantis + The Golden Girls, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay + Sophia, They run into Sophia before Atlantis departs San Francisco for Pegasus
+ Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, A curse turns Danny into an otter; an unhappy, fidgety otter.

We use AO3 to bookmark filled prompts. If you fill a prompt and post it to AO3 please add it to the Bite Sized Bits of Fic from 2018 collection. See further notes on this new option here.

Not feeling any of today’s prompts? Check out Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 1 (not very current), Lonely Prompts Spreadsheet 2, or the Calendar Archives, or for more recent prompts, you can use LJ's advanced search options to find prompts to request and/or fill.

While the Lonely Prompts Spreadsheets and LJ's advanced search options are available, bookmarking the links of prompts you like might work better for searching for in the future.


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Comments

[squidgiepdx]

Letterkenny, Wayne/Daryl, Wayne going uncharacteristically wild at Letterkenny's first pride parade

[squidgiepdx]

Stargate Atlantis + The Golden Girls, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay + Sophia, They run into Sophia before Atlantis departs San Francisco for Pegasus

[squidgiepdx]

Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, A curse turns Danny into an otter; an unhappy, fidgety otter.

[squidgiepdx]

Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay, John keeps breaking the fourth wall

[squidgiepdx]

Any, Any/Any, Someone knocks their head and thinks they're a character from a Shakespearean play

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, Any m/m, Love Potion No. 9

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bucky Barnes +/ Steve Rogers, when Bucky gets overly stressed out he inadvertently shifts into an animal form

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, Steve uses magic to woo Danny

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Stargate Multiverse, Any, a run-in with alien tech makes them fall in love with an inanimate object

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, ensemble, former idols enlisted in the South Korean military have been sent to Atlantis and in their spare time they run a dance class

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Any, any m/m, one of them is secretly a gargoyle

Not a fill...

[squidgiepdx]

...but as soon as I read your prompt, all of the sudden I had the image of a grinning Danny Williams in my head. :)

Re: Not a fill...

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should explore this further. ::waggles eyebrows suggestively::

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, ensemble, the end result of a raucous night filled with drunken karaoke

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers ensemble, spin the bottle

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

“Bucky, I’m back!” Steve Rogers called as he entered their apartment.

There was no reply, nothing to indicate Bucky was there, but somehow Steve knew he was. He went into the bedroom and peered under the bed. A pair of bright green eyes looked at him from the furthest corner.

“Bad day, huh?”

The cat blinked.

“I’m just going to fix myself a sandwich and some coffee and take it to the sofa,” Steve told the cat. “Join me when you’re ready.”

Snack sorted, Steve collapsed onto the sofa and switched the television on. After a while the cat joined him, curling up into a tight ball. Gently Steve began to stroke the cat, which slowly uncurled and began to purr. Steve continued, feeling the cat relax under his touch. Finally, the cat stretched out and jumped off the sofa, before trotting back into the bedroom.

Two minutes later Bucky came out of the bedroom and said, “Yeah, bad day!”

[sherlockian-syn.livejournal.com]

Stargate Atlantis, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay,

Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
(Leonard Cohen - Anthem)

[brumeier.livejournal.com]

Aww! I love that Steve knows where to look for Bucky. Poor little kitty. This is adorable, thank you!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you - I'm so glad you liked it :)

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

DCEU, Diana Prince, I like to get all tied up and rescue myself then it's off to the park, and a scoop of ice cream for my hero (A Softer World, 204)

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Angel the series, Cordelia Chase + any, (847): You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett, I drove that car into the ocean. And if you don't see why that is awesome maybe you shouldn't be in the business of renting out cars. (A Softer World, 330)

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Marvel Cinematic Universe, Steve Rogers +/ any, (603): I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character

[geckogirl89.livejournal.com]

Any, any:
Crack the shutters open wide
I want to bathe you in the light of day
And just watch you as the rays
Tangle up around your face and body
(Snow Patrol, “Crack The Shutters”)

Prompts

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

The Avengers: Infinity War, Bruce Banner + The Incredible Hulk + anyone else, That scene where Bruce is literally beating Hulk by slapping himself in the face, I want someone to call it out as abuse and make him stop doing that.