Monday: Crack

[prototypical]

Hello there! I'm calliopepurple and I'm your guest host this week.

Today, we're going with an old standby this comm hasn't done in a while. That's right, it's Crack Day! Time to break out the ridiculous ideas and prompts you wouldn't stick up any other day and make people laugh to start the week off.

Whether you're old or new, here's a recap of The Rules
- No more than five prompts in a row or three for any given fandom. Once they're answered, you can ask for more.
- No spoilers in your prompt until at least 1 week after the original airing or publication date. If there are spoilers in your fic, you must warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
- Please thank the people who fill your prompts. Everyone loves feedback.
- Be nice to the hardworking code monkeys and format your prompts correctly.

Formatting examples:

Weiss Kreuz, Schuldig, sticking a song in everyone's head
Author's choice, author's choice, discovering Robot Unicorn Attack
Any series in space, author's choice, zero gravity shenanigans

If nothing looks good today, we have a lovely large collection of Lonely Prompts always waiting for homes!

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Comments

[prototypical]

Weiss Kreuz, Schuldig, sticking a song in everyone's head

[prototypical]

Author's choice, author's choice, discovering Robot Unicorn Attack

[prototypical]

Any series in space, author's choice, zero gravity shenanigans

[entropynchaos.livejournal.com]

Glee, Kurt + Puck + Quinn + Mercedes, lost in the woods

[entropynchaos.livejournal.com]

The Losers, Jensen + team (&-or Jensen/Cougar), ways to make Jensen shut the fuck up

[entropynchaos.livejournal.com]

Glee, any, The Purple People Eater (http://digitaldreamdoor.nutsie.com/pages/lyrics2/nov_purplpe.html)

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Cupid, Cupid saves the world by hugging Lucifer

[entropynchaos.livejournal.com]

SPN, Sam/Gabriel, filling Dean's car with Skittles

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, Ollie/Dinah, little red hood

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

Firefly/Cowboy Bebop, Spike/Mal, "You are not a space cowboy. Me, I'm a space cowboy."

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, The Robins, lost in space

[modestroad.livejournal.com]

DCU, Dick/Babs, he's the Watson to her Sherlock

[samueljames]

Criminal Minds, Reid/Morgan, asked to profile a class of second graders to see who is vandalising the desks in the classroom.

[samueljames]

Torchwood, Jack/Ianto and Jack/Owen, after Jack is decapitated they end up with two Jacks. Owen and Ianto try to keep them separate so it doesn't end up with just Jack/Jack.

[samueljames]

Emmerdale, Cain/Charity, they get freaked out by the idea of being cousins and everyone in the village starts avoiding them because of it.

[samueljames]

Star Trek, The Entire Crew, through some plot device everyone's thoughts are overheard which leads to some unusual pairings on The Enterprise. Please make Chekov 18 or older if he's in there.

[samueljames]

Angel, Spike/Lindsey, They are watching Torchwood and commenting on that good-looking John Hart character when they are sucked into the programme.

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Zachariah, after Lucifer is defeated Zachariah is assigned to aid Gabriel in restoring the country and he hates it

[shanaqui]

any Final Fantasy, any characters, "sex on haste".

I've thrown this out before somewhere or other, but it never stops being funny.

[mad-maeglin.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Any, discovering crack fanfic about themselves.

(this could possibly turn very confusing...!)

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

AN: I don't even know. I don't. Just go with it.


"And Dad didn't even love me! He liked Michael better!"

"I know, I know. It's okay."

"And Gabriel ran away because he thought I was ugly!"

"It's all going to be okay, Lucifer."

"And Michael hates me! He said I was a freak just because I exercised free will!"

"Shh..."

"And no one even likes me and I'm afraid of the dark and even dead people hate me and why?"

"Lucifer." The Cupid gently took hold of Lucifer's shoulders. The devil was sobbing into his hands, sitting in an over-sized armchair, while the Cupid tried to get him to talk about his feelings.

"Sometimes loves hurts, but that's okay, because love is the meaning of life, and I love it, and I want you to know that I love you, and everyone, and God loves everyone, and if you love yourself and love will find you, I promise!" Tears poured down the Cupid's face as he experienced the rapture of love. "Come here!"

They hugged. Lucifer's rotting ear fell off.

Peering in through the window in the office's door, Dean and Sam traded looks.

"Does this mean the Apocalypse is over?"

"Dude, who cares? Lucifer is hugging a naked man. Let's get out of here."

[mad-maeglin.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Castiel, The first Supernatural Convention after it gets picked up as a TV show...

(Sorry, just getting down from the high of All Hell Breaks Loose last saturday. Love you forever if you could make this tho!)

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS victory!!! EXACTLY what I wanted. You crack me up!!!! :D :D :D :D lolol Lucifer's gonna go eat worrrms.

[phate-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Supernatural/Supernatural; Dean, Sam, Castiel, Dean, Sam; Chuck's book characters come to life

[phate-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Supernatural; Castiel/Dean, Sam; Preg!Dean gives birth in the Impala. Sam delivers.
I't been in my head for weeks. SOMEONE HELP ME.