Monday: Crack

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Hello there! I'm calliopepurple and I'm your guest host this week.

Today, we're going with an old standby this comm hasn't done in a while. That's right, it's Crack Day! Time to break out the ridiculous ideas and prompts you wouldn't stick up any other day and make people laugh to start the week off.

Whether you're old or new, here's a recap of The Rules
- No more than five prompts in a row or three for any given fandom. Once they're answered, you can ask for more.
- No spoilers in your prompt until at least 1 week after the original airing or publication date. If there are spoilers in your fic, you must warn in bold and leave at least 3 spaces.
- Please thank the people who fill your prompts. Everyone loves feedback.
- Be nice to the hardworking code monkeys and format your prompts correctly.

Formatting examples:

Weiss Kreuz, Schuldig, sticking a song in everyone's head
Author's choice, author's choice, discovering Robot Unicorn Attack
Any series in space, author's choice, zero gravity shenanigans

If nothing looks good today, we have a lovely large collection of Lonely Prompts always waiting for homes!

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Comments

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

Supernatural, Cupid, Cupid saves the world by hugging Lucifer

[chickenperson52.livejournal.com]

AN: I don't even know. I don't. Just go with it.


"And Dad didn't even love me! He liked Michael better!"

"I know, I know. It's okay."

"And Gabriel ran away because he thought I was ugly!"

"It's all going to be okay, Lucifer."

"And Michael hates me! He said I was a freak just because I exercised free will!"

"Shh..."

"And no one even likes me and I'm afraid of the dark and even dead people hate me and why?"

"Lucifer." The Cupid gently took hold of Lucifer's shoulders. The devil was sobbing into his hands, sitting in an over-sized armchair, while the Cupid tried to get him to talk about his feelings.

"Sometimes loves hurts, but that's okay, because love is the meaning of life, and I love it, and I want you to know that I love you, and everyone, and God loves everyone, and if you love yourself and love will find you, I promise!" Tears poured down the Cupid's face as he experienced the rapture of love. "Come here!"

They hugged. Lucifer's rotting ear fell off.

Peering in through the window in the office's door, Dean and Sam traded looks.

"Does this mean the Apocalypse is over?"

"Dude, who cares? Lucifer is hugging a naked man. Let's get out of here."

[tiptoe39.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS victory!!! EXACTLY what I wanted. You crack me up!!!! :D :D :D :D lolol Lucifer's gonna go eat worrrms.

[zortified.livejournal.com]

This is frighteningly disturbing. And adorable. Poor Lucifer.

[johnboy91719.livejournal.com]

Somehow I would not be opposed if this were to be how it happened on the show.

Also, the part where Lucifer's rotting ear fell off? Hilarious!

Awesome fic! Loved it!!

[lonetread]

+1. I can't express my feelings about this story any better than this. :D Especially the bit about the ear.

[quiddative.livejournal.com]

[giggles]

Awesome! Dean and Sam should've thought of this earlier XD

[blueskypenguin.livejournal.com]

They hugged. Lucifer's rotting ear fell off.

The sound I just made can only be described as a cackle-snort.

Awesome.

[nights-fang.livejournal.com]

They hugged. Lucifer's rotting ear fell off.

Oh God I lost it after this line. I'm in hysterics.

[goldenveila.livejournal.com]

Hee. This is awesome. Count me as another person with love for "They hugged. Lucifer's rotting ear fell off." XD For some reason, this just works.

[clwilson2006.livejournal.com]

This is far superior to the angst fest that the season finale is sure to be.
Also another one in the rotten ear camp!

[kaytee4ever.livejournal.com]

"Dude, who cares? Lucifer is hugging a naked man. Let's get out of here."

Hee! Creepy but good. :)

Yes! A hug to avoid apocalypse! Hugs cure many things. :)

And here's a hug for you: *hug* :)

[tresa-cho.livejournal.com]

roooooooooooooooooooooooooooofl!

[fluffy-goddess.livejournal.com]

This is a thing of joy and love and hilarity and I am going to bookmark this thread.

[fae-calumnae.livejournal.com]

simply amazing

[mulder200.livejournal.com]

LOL! How cute!